FUCK THIS!

Just lost my house on this race.

Oakland number 4? How drunk were you guys when you did this?

Seems weird that they have the wrong ages listed for every candidate in that picture. (Ted Cruz’s listed age technically is 45, but we all know he’s a several thousand year old reptilian who lives at the center of the Earth and eats human flesh.)

Was it Faith Hill?

This is brutal, but I still think Patrice Bergeron playing with broken ribs and a punctured lung has this beat.

My fiancee and I are thinking of getting a joint credit card that we can rack up miles with. We usually fly on JetBlue, because they have a hub in our city, but everything I’ve read seems to recommend getting a Starwood Rewards card. Should we go with the JetBlue card or something else?

Remember, Red Sox fans cheered Jeter in his last game there.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Can we get an update on Magary’s daily fantasy situation? Has he blown through his kids’ college funds yet?

I didn’t realize he was a Bills fan.

I was doing StrongLifts for a few months too, but I found that it wasn’t very complimentary to running. Squatting 3 days a week and running the other 4 led to really sore legs. The guy who created StrongLifts seemed to actively discourage people from doing any type of cardio while doing StrongLifts too, which also…

We’ll throw in Hanley too!

Does anybody know of a good strength training routine for runners? All of the “routines” I’ve found are just giant lists of exercises that would be good to do, but with no set schedule or groupings.

When you lay down for siesta
And your ass has a fiesta
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you lay down for siesta
And your ass has a fiesta
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

I’ve been trying to find a website that does exactly this for a while now. Unfortunately after I entered all of my information, this didn’t give me any quotes and just linked me to each of the insurance companies’ websites where I would then have to enter all of my information again. I have a feeling this might have…

I wish this shady pile of trash would just hurry up and die. He’s basically a mini-Koch brother. He is also the driving force behind the opposition to regulating online poker in the United States and bringing it out of the gray market where people are currently getting screwed over with no recourse.

Boycott the…

So you’re just a bootleg rom roberts? Get a job, man.

It actually takes MORE THAN 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. That owl’s full of shit, man!