Jalopnik commenters don’t generally like winners. Hence the love for Mazda I guess.

Oh yeah, I’m absolutely ignoring the price requirement in order to recommend something unique lol

A Mustang financed at 28% APR?

Kimi is the Keith Richards of F1. Just happy to be doing what he is doing and not a single shite is given.  

You get a call five minutes after reading The Morning Shift. It’s someone with a British accent you can’t understand because they’re also crying, and they tell you that you are now in charge of Jaguar Land Rover. What should you do?

It does come with a manual. It’s right there in the glove box.

I own one.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude

This is actually a very fitting tribute to Enzo, a man who gave no fucks about phoning it in outside racing.

Sweet turbo too. 

So, I bought a new 2001 Honda prelude SH in Electron Blue Pearl, my first car after graduating college back in 2001. I loved the color. Loved the car. But in certain lighting, the color could flare a bit on the redder side and appear slightly purplish. My close friends would tease me and called my car the purple…

It keeps getting bigger and bigger.

You get used to it very quickly. C63 stops feeling fast, then you get the C63S, then you mod it. After 6 months that stops feeling as fast and you start looking at more exotic options. Then you test drive a 911 turbo and the 0-60 rips your face off and makes you feel like a happy little kid with a heart pounding rush…

Was house hunting two years ago, went to one house that was underwhelming, a hard pass. I decided to check out garage anyway and inside I found a 1992 8 series Alpina B12, a 1988 5 series Alpina and 1990 7 series Alpina.

A swap with Ricciardo would make a lot of sense.

2025 ZORA - 1000hp, with a snorkel.
2026 DEKU - 145hp 3 cylinder. 
2026 GERUDO - It’s literally just a shitty options package with tacky UAE Gold and Black accents. Sells out immediately.
2027 GORON - Add a 6ft box to the back and lift it 3"
2027 SHEIKAH - Vaporware.
2028 RITO - New front AND rear wings capable of…

Come again?

Take your star you magnificent bastard

Assuming a mechanic wouldn’t find anything here: