So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?

Approximately as powerful, too.

Aw crap, I’ve corrected people on that before too.

Not to slam your car but this is better than a Smart ForTwo.

I always imagine that Doug reads these letters out loud in Strongbad’s voice.

Uh, guys? What’s going on with Doug lately? Has he been feeling alright?

You guys are acting as if losing scion is some awful, terrible , cataclysmic thing. In reality nothing offered from that brand was exactly great. Remember the Toyota Echo? Yeah- nobody else does either, but that’s basically what most of the first scions were based off of. I drove a scion 5 years ago and it was akin to…

Everyone wants it to become the GT86 so my guess is Toyota FR-S.

At first, I was like “meh, that’s too much effort to go dig out of the box under the pile of miscellaneous video games and shoe boxes holding various knick-knacks from back of my closet.”

The should just refer to it as ‘European Soccer’

Not to detract from the awfulness of the story, but why do none of these people have real names? Wtf is Sage?

TLDR version: “Oh the RS costs money? Well that’s a deal breaker.” - Jalopnik

DON’T DO IT JESSIE, HE’S GOT AT LEAST 100K UNDER THAT HOOD!

Not that I’m biased or anything, but I think my new-to-me everyday car is going to look pretty good in a few more years as well.

SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!

Image depicted is the representation of the complete destruction of my impulse control. And wallet.

Slim Pickens is an underrated actor.

Every time my fiancée says this, I start hearing the Final Jeopardy music and internally sweating. WHAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER?

I’d start with a white Countach so I could do cocaine off the wing. That’s what you do with Fuck You Money.