Lawrence Stroll, father of “racer” Lance Stroll...

That would spark Civil War 2: Infinity War. Also, yes. 

The conversation will change in the next decade when climate change sparks violence. Politicians might deny climate change, but the Pentagon isn’t. The DoD considers it a major national security issue.

True. I might just be entering the function-follows-form era of my life. I’ll start making J A L O P N I K W A V E videos because a e s t h e t i c.

The 4-cylinder Dyson vacuum-powered 718 Boxster/Cayman should be on here. Otherwise this is an excellent list.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like birthdays...

“I will work harder.” -Boxer

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Sorry, but designing a car doesn’t even qualify as Step 1 to starting a car company. This is at best an art project or brand marketing for Henrik. 

Proper take. Could this be the first non-humorous COTD?

Alonso deserves all the best drives after being robbed of the prime of his career. 

Shh. It’s election season. It’s The Purge, but for truth and facts. 

Except there won’t be any breadlines. This is America. Boil and eat your bootstraps. 

Beautiful inside and out. VAG is killing the design game.

This is the future by way of the past. It’s what old people think car design will look like in the future. Angular body work and superfluous grilles are not going to exist in a future of EVs and low-margin commodity subscription transport. I think the elegant simplicity of Taycan, Model S, Model 3, and Volvo is the…

Don’t worry about techno-enslavement. It won’t be worth it economically. Billions of us are simply going to be shut out and left behind like proels.

Musk will kowtow to the Great Firewall because Tesla depends on China. 

TRD will unveil an art project: A pointless, inoperable full-scale model of the type of car Toyota demonstrated they can’t/won’t build anymore after they outsourced Supra development to Bavaria.

Figured it was recalled because it’s a wagon and not a wagon with a 2.5 inch lift and less storage volume.