Hitch is not a Magical Negro character. The criteria is that they exist solely to help the white protagonist on their journey, while not gaining anything or growing themselves.

Do Democrats realize that running on a platform of a) Trump is bad; b) strict gun control; c) lax immigration policies; may cost us retaking the House in November?

Industrial economies (whether capitalist or communist) depend on publicizing as many costs and externalities as possible.

Firstly, you’re off the case!

There’s an old HBO special (on YouTube) where Seinfeld, Rock, CK, and Gervais discuss comedy. It’s a great crash course for any aspiring comic. But Chris Rock hammers the point about how critical setup is because a joke can’t land unless the audience can perfectly visualize the scene.

I’ve been calling her Crandall.

There’s nothing but love on here for Ford. The Fiesta, Focus, Mustang when it’s not crushing bystanders, GT, and F-series always get praise.

Still bummed it’s not real.

YUP.

Yup {throws in towel}. Torch’d.

Sega Saturn? That’s the most baffling thing about this monstrosity. That’s a 25 year old console.

Abortion likely won’t cause another Civil War, but it could cause a major breakdown in our federalist system. What happens if these unconstitutional abortion bills are struck down by SCOTUS, but the states disregard the ruling? Conservatives answer to a higher power after all.

Good on you! The black with the yellow calipers looks great.

The 360 marked a new era for Ferrari, same as the 996, Z4 (or any Bangle BMW), Gallardo, Cayenne/Boxster, etc. Big changes are always polarizing at first and history eventually makes the final judgement.

I wasn’t a big Gallardo fan when it first came out (baby Lambo, just an angular R8, etc.). I’m obsessed with them now. It hasn’t aged. If anything it looks better now than when it first launched.

FTFY

Better yet, get an RS7. Same 605hp V8 as the S8 Plus, but you get dat fastback yo!

He may be the only Trump to actually serve time when this is all over. “Left holding the bag,” as my ancestors would say.

{vomits uncontrollably}