Human Being, LLC Nos. 1-30,000

This is the “I can’t afford a track day, so I street race” argument with more steps

Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

Are you saying that he didn’t get paid millions of dollars by a foreign oil company in a quintessential display of senator’s son bullshit? I thought that he did do that. 

What a messy bitch. Christ. Dating his brother’s widow was bad enough, cheating on her? Next level scumminess. And what happened to all those millions that oil company paid him? A messy bitch AND a gambler, to boot.

Am man, can confirm

Burisma has been debunked.  It’s the real nothing burger as Lindsay Graham likes to moan.  Who cares if his kid had an affair?  So did Trump!

Meanwhile, the President of the United States has his political party buying his sons shitty book, while the entire family robs the country blind through other means and channels.

Not all --- oh, shit - you’re right.

There’s no reason, as part of this case, his financials should be disseminated to the public.

I’m an attorney in Arkansas that practices primarily domestic relations law. Motions for Protective Orders are pretty common. The vast majority of the time the attorneys agree to enter one. I cannot imagine why one wouldn’t be entered here. There’s no reason, as part of this case, his financials should be…

We don’t need the financials. The only thing the MAGA set got right in their grand conspiracy theory was that Hunter made a TON of money from Burisma. Of course no one is buying his “I am broke” bullshit. Fork it over, scumbag.

This says a lot about how inept the Biden campaign is. They should have seen this coming, and made sure she was paid off before she ever had that baby. 

A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

I feel like a Hunter Biden is more of a small-time big time dick than a big time small-time dick.

Oh, we won Columbus Day, it’s now Indigenous People’s Day.

Today’s Politico thinkpiece “Waiting on Obama” focuses on the idea that former President Obama might also be mucking about having a good long think in a cave before emerging to save the 2020 election.

Laughed out loud at Marty McFly as it’s the first time I’ve seen someone take that approach. 

Unrelated side-note: I get a little annoyed when people trip over themselves when trying to declare my dog’s gender.