Now, see, THIS... This is how sarcasm works, Mr. President. Break out your Sharpie and take notes.

I’m tooth grindingly irritated by this one. This morning, the conservative blogosphere was chock-full of articles positing that his injection comments were taken out of context and founded on informed thoughts regarding potential treatments. A few hours later, and it’s “he was just joking, libs!”

This is arguably the best thing I have learned in this thread full of new and excellent information.

Hey, just wanted to let you know that you misspelled the phrase “this is the greatest piece of art ever produced by Western culture.”

All they sell are anal beads. Mother looks on sternly, but approvingly. 

... And at least one couple who’ve overdosed from self medicating with it, leaving one dead and the other hospitalized.

Well, he comes pretty damn close in this interview.

I’m also enjoying the new feature that causes the entire page to lock up when one attempts to view an image posted in The Grays. 

Disregard those telling you to give up and buy a hydraulic disc bike. I mean, they’re totally right, and you ARE going to eventually crack and purchase one. They’re brilliant, and you’ll never go back to cantis. But the stuff you learn battling with your current project will totally make maintenance on the next one…

That’s classic #Brands, right there. Never change, you totally relatable, wacky international megaconglomerates!

The BMW is fucking terrific. The rest suffer mightily from the hard, rectilinear designs of the 80s awkwardly transitioning to the fussy compound curves of modern aesthetic. That Bimmer though... I would totally buy that 5 years used, once it takes the depreciation hit.

My MOM had one of these when I was a kid. She’s cool ad all, but a rare performance car aficionado, she is not.  Some jackass tried to steal the rear window louvers off it, but just managed to bend the shit out of them, which is arguably worse. 

I wish to simultaneously applaud the prosecutorial team that resigned in protest, and to grieve the environment making that kind of principled stand necessary.

If Honda were to give us a Civic hatchback using the design language of the Honda e, it might go on the list for my next car. Otherwise, I’m stuck waiting for Volvo to take a fresh crack at the C30, and hell might very well be frozen over by then.

I got north of 25 of them on this one article. Apparently, I’m supposed to be buying luxury watches, a used Volvo, solar panels, and pink plastic boxes from The Container Store. 

Really. You think servants have hearts. 

To be fair... He could STILL buy all this stuff.

There’s exactly one shitty neighborhood gas station in Bristol, CT that gets robbed constantly, and that makes proper NYC breakfast sandwiches. When I lived there, many years of scientific observation lead me to understand that the key is using the absolute lowest-quality ingredients, but cooking the sandwiches on…

This is accurate. Every cheese is better than American cheese. But NO cheese is better on a perfectly shitty bodega breakfast sandwich. This is an important distinction. 

Bangor?  Damn near killed ‘er!