Hm. I know D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty live in Connecticut, but given all the kids they have in Maine, maybe we could convince one of them to run? They’ve got name recognition and Paul LePage clearly viewed them as a threat to the hearts of Maine’s young, white voters, so I think it’s worth asking them.

Though gaming it out, I can easily see a scenario where a fair number of Utah’s moderate Democrats and independents vote Romney in 6 years to avoid handing the seat over to someone more venomously right-wing. If he hangs onto a reasonable share of his Mormon support, and the world hasn’t ended in 6 years, I can see…

The Germans call that “fremdschämen.” Hooray!

Honestly, I suspect this move will help Mitt’s Utah popularity, not harm it.

Do I like Mitt, or agree with most of his positions? No.

Someone send this shit to Susan Collins. Yeah, this guy DEFINITELY learned a lesson.

Easier to let the unbridled lunacy stampede over you. 

“Ghosn Baby Ghosn”

While Hasbro will license the characters out to other companies like Flame Toys and ThreeZero to make kits and figures and other stuff, Hasbro WON’T let any of those companies produce transforming toys (they keep that gimmick strictly in-house, ostensibly to avoid sales being cannibalized by licensee companies). So…

Agreed with everything but the “laughable” adjective.  I stopped laughing a couple years ago. 

The Ukraine WAS invading Alabama! Many people are saying so!

A thing I hadn’t considered previously that struck me today... For all the Republican explaining and handwringing and endless defense, I haven’t really heard the actual PRESIDENT try to explain or defend his actions in any kind of coherent way. Given that the guy has no problem telling bald-faced lies at every…

“You know, I’m sitting here thinking: This is so amazing, our country is so great. There are other countries where women can’t even drive.”

Have always wanted to see one of those in red, with that pillar painted white. 

Nah, you’ve got nothing to worry about. When he’s not playing the “boring one” role, he’s terrifically charming. Had a series called The Reassembler, where it’s him, in a shed, by himself, putting things like lawnmowers and kitchen mixers back together, doling out history, anecdotes, and self-effacing quips. The toy…

Yeah, no need for cautious optimism. They guy’s a fabulously charming polymath, and his solo series for the BBC are all more informative and rewatchable than even the best of old Top Gear.

That, he did do. I believe the “debunked” portion is the “Joe Biden got investigations shut down on Hunter’s behalf” portion that’s been shown to be unfounded. The “trashy, self-serving kid of well-known person” trope seems too universal to use as an effective bludgeon at this late stage of Western collapse.

So did Trump’s kid!  I swear, Don Jr and Hunter are like Mirrorverse versions of the same person.

You do you, but after our traditional PETA Tofurkey Hatestravaganza, my family is gonna grab a few hours’ sleep, go get a bunch of abortions on Blacklivesmatter Friday, and probably start decorating for the War on Christmas.

All my dog hears is “Good noise noise noise cookie!” And that’s good enough.