Unintentional (completely intentional?) positive side effect of the new format - Ditching the Tweets also ditches the G/O Media-mandated ads between every one, so Barf Bag is no longer crashing from Herbaceous ad overload on my iPad (though it still mandates an ad every 2 paragraphs, so I still got 3 autoplay Dolly…

I’m a little jealous. Sounds like you were able to see most of the article. After crashing for the third time due to all the ads, I just skipped straight down here to see if anyone else was having that same difficulty. 

Nah, it’s cool. You can knock it down again with shit from Home Depot, apparently.  Failing that, carefully deployed scrapbooking materials from Joanne Fabrics. 

... Getting Hit By A Bus

I wish Tom Ley would Stick To Bears. 😕

One might argue that baiting the new owners with such laser-like focus is, in and of itself, a form of sport. Thus, Jim et al should be actively encouraging this fabulous mutiny. 

Absolutely love this article. My wife and I are fairly avid cyclists, and this kind of historical context is always a joy.

I’m gonna give it to you for the attempt. The judge from Luxembourg isn’t thrilled, but honestly, we all think she’s kind of a bitch. 

This is clearly another ‘Bearenstein / Bearenstain’ conundrum that points to our continued habitation in the Darkest Timeline. Only thing left is for Vanna to grow an evil goatee.

The news of the last few days has made me so sad and so angry in ways that none of Trump’s previous, endless offenses have  

They’re voracious monsters that can get over 3 feet long. They’ll eat virtually anything that will fit in their heads, and can survive in incredibly adverse conditions. So you’ve got a large, hard-to-kill predator that will happily devour native species at a baffling pace, with very creatures around capable of…

The shovel’s nice, too.

I really wanted to read this article because I enjoy Drew’s writing and the bright, sardonic community here, but around the 40th ad, my iPad’s browser crashed.

It’s tone. In the same way that your dog gets excited when you spew gibberish at him in a pleasant tone, and cowers when that same gibberish is delivered angrily, his supporters are largely people who don’t know, haven’t considered, and don’t really care about whatever issue Trump is railing about. All they know is…

#teamthanos

Do you concurrently wish you were a baller?

Eh.... At this point, I’m leaning pretty hard toward #teamrobot. As long as they can guarantee me wi-fi and a space heater, I’m straight-up selling The Resistance out.

We all make mistakes. They’re never gonna keep you down. 

Look. Shirley Temple was 6 years old when she won an Oscar. So rape is totally cool, everyone.

Oh, man... I know this is gonna be tough to hear. I think they’re all dead. I’m so sorry.