No more Trumpian Twittertantrums in the Barf Bag? I won’t miss them — they’re brutally slow to load and if I need to read his logorrhea du jour, it’s easy enough to find on Twitter — but this smells like you struck a compromise deal with the C-suite.

tfw you get on Fox News as the “Aggrieved Conservative Student at Liberal University” only to have your ex-gf drag your ass all over Twitter.

Eh, the new format isn’t exactly barfmazing, but at least it’s not shitrrific. I think the proper term for it is somewhere around vomitastic?  Not sure, I’ve misplaced my swatches.

BMW Gina

To be fair, aside from the front fascia and some tweaks to the overall aesthetics, that *is* what we ended up with in 2011.

Literally every concept from Cadillac.

All I want is a little green frog to drive around in.

And this was while Ghosn was at the helm

get over it.

The only thing I’d suggest is wearing clothes.  Though, I’ve seen superhero suits and the outfits of furries there, too.

You: Talks about cars and the things that could prevent interesting designs from ever seeing the road because of bureaucratic concerns.

I also like bizarre vehicles. Bizarre can be good. I’m also a Tesla and overall EV fan. This design is a mistake. And hopefully someone at Tesla is reading comments from the web because this is the kind of mistake that can ruin a company. I will give them credit for doing something different. But one step at a time. A…

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

I knew Tyra Banks out of this list.

I’m very ok with that being the only one I know.

How did she pass a background check?

This is the real story here. Major media is understating this as padding, embellishing or exaggerating, but that implies that there is some basis in truth. Ex: Claiming to have graduated with honors when you actually only graduated. Or claiming to have graduated when you only attended. Or claiming an actual degree…

So, like, who is she, actually? I assume that’s her real name, but does she even have a high school degree? I actually love the idea of a person taking notes from Dump and basically being--him, inside his own rotten beehive of an administration.

I think that’s the picture she used on her fake Time Magazine cover.

Or, you know, you could take a walk around a Corellian Corvette...

“landspeeder pilot mentions that spaceships dump their “Gray Holds” out on the ice”