“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

I teach at a high school in a wealthy neighborhood and I’m pretty comfortable saying that yes VSCO girls exist. Not only are the computers covered in stickers, the hydoflasks litter the desks, the scrunchies abound, the birkenstocks roam, but also they do the sksksksksksk thing and say “And I oop!” all the fucking…

I horrified my 12 year old by showing her candid high school shots (Class of ‘95 represent!)...the original “VSCO” girls. Scrunchies, Co-ed Naked and Big Johnson oversized tshirts/sweatshirts paired with Umbro shorts. Puka shell necklaces, friendship bracelets, tiny backpack. We just didn’t have the phone and filters.

I guess the preps seemed basic to me in the 80s, and VSCO girls seem similar to me now. 

Why did the 90's not get an illustration? Are we just expected to go look up YouTube videos of Lisa Loeb and mentally place them in the article?

I’m still irate that it’s acceptable for every website inthe world to have those fucking taboola ads at the bottom.. the most misleading, bottom feeding shit links in the history of the internet

My favorite is when your trying to read through a paragraph when all the fucking ads are STILL loading and cause the page to jump around. Then you scroll back and find where you were and it fucking happens again. 

Rant approved. ⭐

117 ads blocked on this page. I honestly can’t imagine a world without adblockers. If you run a chromebook or some other light machine, the ads totally ruin the usability of the site.

I currently have 94 ads blocked on this single page.  94 fucking ads.  On one page.

I can't take this. Tried to look at Bradley's SEMA article and after every picture was an ad... THE ARTICLE WAS ALL PICTURES. Terrible.

That comment cuts, but it pretty much covers it too.

I had to scan past 21 fucking ads to get to the end of the article.

Surprisingly, the quote actually came from a brief interview she gave a local news crew back in 2005.

Damn fools, play paper to beat rocks.

Yup, that’s why we expect motorcyclists to have seatbelts...

I feel like more people in this country should be wearing helmets 24/7

Car insurance protects your significant investment (your car), and protects the other road users and property that your car could damage (and a car has significantly more potential to cause damage/injury than a bicycle). What would cycle insurance protect? Most single bike crashes involve very little damage to the…

Did you actually read the article, or just the title?

One of my friends and I had this theory earlier as to the actual origin of Zombie Deadspin’s extremely poorly written posts.