I literally bawled like a little girl at that scene. 

Also Chris Pratt, weirdly.

That’s an Ewok. George is the one in the middle. 

If a bear were made of sports and focused to a pinprick laser, it would be this mouse.

In London, population 8.1 million, 76 people were murdered via stabbing in 2018. https://www.theguardian.com/cities/ng-interactive/2019/jan/14/london-killings-2018-homicides-capital-highest-decade-murders

Y’know how your brain occasionally misinterprets the shape of a word before you’ve fully read it? I wasn’t sure what “ghost rappers” were, or how one would make a rake from them, but was excited to learn more. 

This cat is like a goddamn laser made of pure, focused sports. Thank you for making us aware of his existence. 

This is excellent nitpicking. If it ain't Joel, it ain't early. 

And Gamera is apparently the Senate majority leader. 

It's like he's begging for someone to step up and discipline him, but he burned all his bridges with Stormy, and nobody else will take the bullet. 

For some reason, I read this as a response to Whiggly’s ass-washing segment, not the villain one. 

Avocado oil is apparently slightly more caloric than olive oil. Since I just learned that, is it mandatory to go with the higher calorie oil? Trying to get a handle on the regs around “as many as possible.”

We had the same issue at local retail (carnivorous salespeople, chintzy aesthetics, ludicrous prices, tons of fiberboard and veneer). Can’t speak to Joybird, but we bought a pair of Article Echo sofas in Oxford Grey, and they’re awesome. Shockingly nice leather for the price, clean lines, and thus far (3 years)…

Hold up - If these transactions are that easy, somebody make some calls and see if we can offload Florida. Seriously, like fifteen bucks, and it’s yours.

Hey! You never know when you’ll need to swap that 42 tooth SRAM Force chainring back onto the gravel bike. And if the carbon seatpost were to break, only makes sense to hang onto the old 27.2 alloy one. And if my chain breaks, I can probably bodge a temporary fix on the 11 speed with those old 10 speed links. And...…

Apologies in advance for dropping you down this rabbit hole.

And Jurassic Park!

Are you Cybertronian, a little bit?

I feel like this should be a cautionary tale for children. “Remember... If you spew hateful, awful bullshit long enough, your eyes will try to run away from your mouth.  Now eat your asparagus.”

“From apples to slightly shittier apples.”