Shitty piece of shit, known for being shitty, does another shitty thing, film at eleven.

Lil Xan’s fake ex-girlfriend! Try to keep up, dammit!

Well, the color’s right. No more chanterelles for me.

I'm also in the Northeast, and get called that pretty constantly.  Mostly at truck stops and family barbecues. 

Jeeeesus...  SOMEBODY’s making a last second SCOTUS bid.

Agreed. Where does sand come from? The planet Tatooine. And who HATED the sand there? Darth Vader. And what kind of ironic nickname would you give someone who hates sand that much...? CONFIRMED FOR SITH LORD.

Oh, crap. How long before this thread just devolves into a ninja brawl?

“Feckless, they say? Daddy will make sure it’s PLENTY fecked.”

He neglected to not kill the other guy. Duh.

I shall die beside you, up on Solsbury Hill.

I commiserate. I took a few Advil for my knee the other day, and it retroactively turned me into a fucking asshole for the majority of my adult life.

Sigh. How long until we find out that Carlton has actually been David Duke the whole time?

Accurate. Horses (and possibly camels) have been mammals for a little while now, if I remember correctly. 1992, I think it was?

I feel like the graphic designer straight up stole a poster design from Rocky IV for that ridiculous thing.

Conservatives DID flip out over this. When President Obama suggested meeting with the North Koreans back toward the beginning of his administration, the Fox News rage machine was frothing mightily for days.

Hey, can we just get a Kinja button that posts “These. Fucking. People.” so we don’t have to keep typing it every day?

I’m legit excited for the apocalypse. If “Joe’s Apartment” taught me anything, it’s that roaches can be really nice. And they’re certainly more qualified to be running the government.

Just kick an orphan in the shins. The first dozen attracted to the scent of tears get to be on the committee.

Seriously. It’s like they watched Fern Gully and all thought, “hey, this documentary has some great ideas.”

Pretty sure Guy Fieri has contracted worse, too.