Yeah, but what can he do about these uncomfortable-ass heels I have to wear to film premieres?

If we can’t have / don’t need common sense gun control laws because, ostensibly, criminals won’t abide by them, exactly what demographic is this bill aimed at? The vanishingly small segment of the population who are otherwise law-abiding but ignorant of the “hey, don’t shoot cops” clause in the social compact?

Yours is the correct take. I have informed my wife several times that I would leave her for Chris Evans. She has nodded sagely in understanding.

Remember how compelling Steppenwolf was? He was so great in Justice League that I literally had to Go to IMDB to remember that it was Steppenwolf.

Having never read anything by this author before, I’m not sure what this review was about. Does she like movies? Has she seen a movie? Do I need to read her previous review of the man with the sandwich to understand his narcolepsy? Was he able to finish the entire sandwich before falling alseep, and if so, does that…

It’s B-movie schlock executed to the highest possible caliber. Don’t go expecting a life-altering, transformational artistic experience, but it’s really, really well done for what it is.  

Well, yeah, but you want to make sure they’re warm first. Cold acid-spiders are the fucking worst.

All I can tell you definitively is that it’s over 9000.

Cannot WAIT to wait to see their Dragonball Z couple cosplay at San Diego Comicon this year.

He’s, like, 12% of a good-looking guy.

He’s a geologist! Rocks burn differently!

THE POOL HAS A RAIN SHOWER TOO?!?!

Hahaha! Mine is the Darkest Timeline version of that story - My Dad helped me open an account tied to his name at roughly the same age. It’s where all of my college savings went (birthday money from relatives, paper route money, the proceeds from my library job in high school, etc.). When I was applying to…

I hear he’s impersonating an EPA official these days. Hilarious, right?

Pfffft. I’ve heard you don’t even have a doctorate in glitterbombing.

... Well? You can’t leave us hanging like that, man!

Pound that sand long enough and hard enough, and you might get sedimentary rock!

Scott O’Dell - Island of the Blue Dolphins.

Jesus. I hate that woman so, so much. Like, what kind of gratification does she even get out of spewing this horrid nonsense day after day after day?