They’re basically velociraptors in drag. Fuck THAT noise while i’m deathgripping the armrests after downing 3 overpriced airport Bloody Marys to get through takeoff.

The Gay Agenda is real...Now that no woman will ever be capable of sexual behavior ever again, all us dudes have is each other. THEY WERE PLAYING THE LONG GAME.

Oh, sure. NOW you tell us.

Methscort? Can that be a thing?

This reboot of “For The Boys” isn’t working for me.

Burqa. Duh.

One summer back in my early teens, my uncle drove to Maine, picked up a cooler of lobsters there, picked me up in Connecticut, and we proceeded on down to Virginia. At some point between Point A and Point C, the cooler’s drain plug came undone, leading to an increasingly rapid and increasingly smelly flow of liquid,…

Which is truly unfortunate, because it used to be mad love. RIP HiddleRand.

Thank you so, so much for alerting me to the existence of this guy and his shop. My wife, however, hates you now.

Thank you so, so much for alerting me to the existence of this guy and his shop. My wife, however, hates you now.

If you need a few more names for the list, those lazy fucks in the White House didn’t even bother getting a phone until Rutherford B. Hayes. Way to be asleep at the switch, Millard Fillmore!

Absolutely. And that question of how much of her action was free will, how much was programming, and whether a purely electronic “person” is more human than any of the real (human or replicant) characters was, for me, the best arc of all the characters.

Agreed completely. The main character basically fell in love with an online porn avatar rather than a flesh-and-blood being, and none of the nudity was played “sexily “, for lack of better phraseology. Tons of nudity, but all of it felt like sad, desperate marketing to a failed society. It all felt self aware of how…

9 Surgeries. I think you’re forgetting the complete soulendectomy.

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Right?! I mean, he’s got a Purple Heart for Chrissakes.

It pains me to CP this car, but I must. My first C30 was $16k with 20k miles on the clock. My second was $13k at 40k. The only toy my current C30 lacks is the Polestar tune, which costs a grand at the dealer. Buy a lower spec version and pay for the tune if the extra 25hp is worth it to you. Or save your cash and…

They made $4 billion (with a “b”) in the first quarter this year, sooooo... yeah. That’s, what, $45m per day? By my math, this “fine” is about 4.5% of a single day’s earnings. I might be wrong - too busy rage-vomiting to double check my figures.

That’s a solid policy position.

I work for an Exchange carrier. We actively WANT to remain in the Exchange for 2018, but due to all the Federal uncertainty surrounding subsidies and risk adjustment, have filed a letter with our state’s Dept of Insurance reserving the right to pull out up ‘til July 1. As a smaller carrier that actively tries to…

TROLLVO.