I feel like people (including apparently Corddry) often forget that the original Top Gear was very heavily scripted, and I think even won awards for its writing. But it was helped by the fact that the three hosts were writers, and had a heavy hand in writing in their own pieces, instead of just reading someone else’s…

1.5C temperature CHANGE to is 2.7F, and 3.2C is 5.8F.

False! Not making babies is the single biggest way to reduce your environmental impact.

I’m not saying Thanos was right. But Thanos was right.

Well, for all those asking “where’s my flying car?!”

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

This is all true (also an Oregonian), but a log truck can’t stop faster than a SUV.

The fuck is wrong with you?

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

Good.  Fucking.  Riddance.

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer…

They’re scared.

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel!

Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

That reminds me of an airplane joke Bob Goldthwait told in one of his stand-up specials.

Eh, even originally Crank Yankers was a pale imitation of The Jerky Boys.