Huell Howitzer

1/20/22

Feed that corgi perogis. Read more

1/10/22

I wasn’t aware that rolling a stop sign was a life saving maneuver lol Read more

11/10/21

Why are scientist using “Statues of Liberties” to measure things?? Shouldn’t the be using the metrical system? Read more

11/10/21

stands 165-feet tall, which is taller than the Statue of Liberty Read more

11/3/21

So how is life with your family inside Arkham Asylum? Read more

9/6/21

Driver runs a red light but the loud horn driver is the problem? Read more

9/5/21

Watch it again. The SUV abruptly turns the wheel harder and ends up in the break down lane. Read more

9/5/21

Sorry, the dude going through a red light is a worse asshole than a car with a train horn. Read more

8/26/21

while not at dramatic now, this was the always my favorite - from 1977.

8/26/21

They are solid fun movies. What I don’t understand is how Fast and Furious is a thing, but Mission Impossible I completely get. Read more

8/4/21

Because America is a dystopic republican wasteland and our healthcare system is failing us all, horribly, by foisting the costs onto individuals and allowing for-profit healthcare companies to become wealthy at the expense of our national well being.
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7/7/21

In case you’re like me and wanted to see the shitheads: Read more

7/7/21

Look, I saw a documentary that showed up angels helping players catch balls. Simple explanation. Don't doubt it. Read more

7/6/21

Sir, this is a Wendy’s Read more

7/6/21

And what if he got horny during that time? Read more

6/29/21

What you’re telling me is that these terrorists should have put some stakes on a plane.
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6/24/21

This is such a ridiculous practice in the first place. If you want your employees to buy your cars, just make better cars. Read more

4/30/21

Only if you explicitly set the AirTag to be in “lost mode,” otherwise it doesn’t share you contact info (which I think is already obfuscated via an anonymous email/phone number). Read more

2/17/21

Disney should make every firsthand dime sold from a Cara Dune related item go directly to a trans rights charity/group and a Holocaust education charity. Read more

2/17/21

“Nothing is ever going to be as great as Excalibur.”

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