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Feed that corgi perogis. 

I wasn’t aware that rolling a stop sign was a life saving maneuver lol 

Why are scientist using “Statues of Liberties” to measure things?? Shouldn’t the be using the metrical system?

stands 165-feet tall, which is taller than the Statue of Liberty

So how is life with your family inside Arkham Asylum?

Driver runs a red light but the loud horn driver is the problem?

Watch it again. The SUV abruptly turns the wheel harder and ends up in the break down lane.

Sorry, the dude going through a red light is a worse asshole than a car with a train horn.

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while not at dramatic now, this was the always my favorite - from 1977.

They are solid fun movies. What I don’t understand is how Fast and Furious is a thing, but Mission Impossible I completely get.

Because America is a dystopic republican wasteland and our healthcare system is failing us all, horribly, by foisting the costs onto individuals and allowing for-profit healthcare companies to become wealthy at the expense of our national well being.

In case you’re like me and wanted to see the shitheads:

Look, I saw a documentary that showed up angels helping players catch balls. Simple explanation. Don't doubt it. 

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

And what if he got horny during that time?

What you’re telling me is that these terrorists should have put some stakes on a plane.

This is such a ridiculous practice in the first place. If you want your employees to buy your cars, just make better cars.

Only if you explicitly set the AirTag to be in “lost mode,” otherwise it doesn’t share you contact info (which I think is already obfuscated via an anonymous email/phone number).

Disney should make every firsthand dime sold from a Cara Dune related item go directly to a trans rights charity/group and a Holocaust education charity. 

“Nothing is ever going to be as great as Excalibur.”