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12/6/19
5:18 PM
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Is it made in China? Please say it’s made in China. That would make all so much sweeter.

12/3/19
12:57 PM
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Good grief, can we stop with the dramatic pause on one knee after landing? I swear, if I’m a bad guy in a superhero movie I’m going to kick them in the face while they’re crouched there, oblivious to the vunerability of the clichéd position.

11/26/19
4:12 PM
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You mean, there isn’t a like of a thousand people waiting in line to go see a movie called “Marriage Story?”

11/26/19
4:04 PM
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We had a manager open an email to the team with “Hell to all!!!” We thought he had finally totally lost it, but apparently he just wanted to say “hello.” He notoriously uses too many exclamation points.

10/21/19
6:48 PM
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Considering all of the previous speculation of what it would take to raise the bridge, I’m surprised it’s such a cheap fix. I’m suspecting that it will be less about raising the height at the rails themselves, and more about rebuilding the bridge so that the support structure is less bulky- like raising the rails a Read more

10/18/19
12:33 PM
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Ender’s Game was the top big story about production rumors for years on Ain’t It Cool News.

10/17/19
12:11 PM
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Like, someone who needs utility and seating for four, but wants good fuel economy and easy to drive size? Oh yeah THOSE people. You gotta keep your distance from them.

10/17/19
12:04 PM
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...unless you take the elective course studying the episodes of CHiPs and TJ Hooker.

10/17/19
12:00 PM
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Have you never seen what train tracks look like? Getting high centered on a set of tracks on a ridge is a completely reasonable place to end up if you are unconscious and drive off the side of the road.

10/17/19
11:58 AM
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When you pass out and are completely unconscious, you’re not going to drive gently to the shoulder, put the car in park, and turn on your flashers. People drive off the side of the road all the time for medical issues; please take that bit of knowledge that will be reiterated in replies to you here and tuck it away in Read more

10/17/19
11:52 AM
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If you really believe he competently, in his “tremendously intelligent” brain, was thinking “Nissan-Renault alliance, Versa/Megane,” then I’m sure you have your ballot filled out already for 2020. The truth is, he’s completely clueless and his automotive knowledge goes back to things he picked up from watching Read more

10/15/19
2:35 PM
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“It looks like a BMW! How about that.” Apart from the grill and badge on the front? No, it doesn’t. 

9/30/19
6:08 PM
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“I’m in ultrasound. We do a hell of a lot more than just scanning pregnant people, but we get a lot of people who ask, “Is it a boy or a girl? HAHAHA” during abdominal and vascular studies.“ Read more

9/26/19
2:49 PM
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Bangor Daily News?” Well I guess it would fall into the bang news category, but it’s daily as well.

9/23/19
2:27 PM
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FYI, the folks at Kinja Company Global Ltd. only work 2 days a week. And those are six hour days with 2 hour lunches. Explains a lot.