You know the Trump children aren’t afraid. Their parents show them a lot of healthy, normal affection.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

THESE ARE YOUR PEOPLE PATRICK

Later, at a bar:

A) You never know if you have recorded a clear shot of the license plate

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

Your 3GTL rattled? Dang, mine’s closing in on 220,000 and quite as a church with the windows up.

Black out the beak on the old TLX and it works wonders from the looks of it.

It’s not clear where you live that pumps aren’t right. Any of them over-dispensing will lose money and under-dispensing will get fines. If the station records for delivery don’t match the station records for sales I think that would be a huge problem.

The older Vipers show E with 12 gallons left in the tank, which get you about 6 miles.

You can say that again.

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

Ready Player One is basically Judy Blume meets Neuromancer. I cringed a lot reading it because it feels like a paint by number homage to Spielberg movies of the 80's. It’s either a happy/fortuitous accident or calculated structure as you suggest.

Having said that, Cline’s Buckaroo Bonzia sequel script is awesome…

“A dead body? Eww, hell no.”

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Federal safety standards. It looks like this thing only has a driver’s side airbag. I would also guess that the structure doesn’t hold up anywhere as well as an actual Smart car, hence why they can keep the price down.

Is the weather a problem where you live? Because a scooter would be perfect for you if it isn’t.