CP. I mean c’mon.....its still a Citation.

I may be alone here, but Dr. Julius Hibbert is underrated and wonderful.

The “Aurora Borealis” exchange is one of the greatest comedic moments in television history. I can’t even count how many times I’ve randomly said “Aurora Borealis!”, for no fucking reason, with the same indignation Chalmers had.

Pre-Armin Tamzarian, Principal Skinner was a perfect doofus always in over his head. I’d put him above Smithers. The entire “steamed hams” bit was so good. Also, “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song” is a great episode.

How in blue perfect hell is Principal Seymour Skinner not on this list?! You could easily make the argument that Skinner was Shearer's best character. I call shenanigans.

If you go back and read every review of every new revision of the 911, there is a line that states the Porsche has fixed the tendency to swap ends.

MY 2005 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE STARTED ON IT’S OWN, WITHOUT THE KEY IN THE IGNITION. I WAS IN BED AT THE TIME AND IT CAME INTO MY BEDROOM AND IT WAS WATCHING ME SLEEP. THE 2005 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE CALLED MY OFFICE REPEATEDLY DURING BUSINESS HOURS AND HARASSED ME AND MY COWORKERS. THE JEEP FOLLOWED ME TO MY SON’S BASEBALL…

This is a promotional still for the next Transformers movie.

I haven’t eaten these but I already agree with your wife.

I don’t know yet if Christian Pierce officially worked on Fury Road, but if there was involvement from Weta, then probably.

You win the Internet today. Congratulations!

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Frustrates me how “sure” that the arresting officer was that he caught the “right guy”

Howard just saw 1000 years of the poster that was forming and had to take matters into his own hands.

“I shot a man in Reno ... the economic benefits were too great to ignore.”

25 years? If only, in my state life is about 18 years.

actually on average because of the mandatory appeals execution costs more than life in prison...

At first this sounded really exciting, but then I remembered that Christian later directed Battlefield Earth and my interest dipped considerably.