If you really believe he competently, in his “tremendously intelligent” brain, was thinking “Nissan-Renault alliance, Versa/Megane,” then I’m sure you have your ballot filled out already for 2020. The truth is, he’s completely clueless and his automotive knowledge goes back to things he picked up from watching…

“It looks like a BMW! How about that.” Apart from the grill and badge on the front? No, it doesn’t. 

His liver.

“I’m in ultrasound. We do a hell of a lot more than just scanning pregnant people, but we get a lot of people who ask, “Is it a boy or a girl? HAHAHA” during abdominal and vascular studies.“

“Bangor Daily News?” Well I guess it would fall into the bang news category, but it’s daily as well.

(Reads article then bangs head on desk *multiple times.)

I would crap myself in relief.

FYI, the folks at Kinja Company Global Ltd. only work 2 days a week. And those are six hour days with 2 hour lunches. Explains a lot.

Came here for the Sanchez jokes, was not disappointed.

I think the bar was at yogurt criticism levels about 7 years ago. Hasn’t elevated since.

There is indeed an Oppositelock Facebook group, but it is secret and invisible. Please stop talking about it.

Not a good comparison at all. Cruise control isn’t there so you have to pay less attention, it’s there so you don’t have to monitor the speedo and adjust throttle all the time. It makes driving easier but doesn’t lessen the need to pay attention to the act of driving. Rain sensing wipers is essentially the same…

Reading comprehension! The process isn’t laughable, the fact that he’s had some great opportunities fall in his lap are just so amazing to him that he has to laugh. There’s a big difference between mocking the process of the company you are working for and being very grateful for the incredible surprising opportunity.…

A well executed triple murder is one of the most difficult ones to pull off.

A weakened yuan will make it cheaper to buy things from China...except Trump wants to block us from buying anything from China, but even if we do, the massive tariffs placed on the Chinese goods make them more expensive, negating any benefit of a strong dollar to yuan ratio. What’s the positive again? I’m really…

When I was a kid, the first images of the under construction second Death Star that appeared in promo photos before the movie came out confused me. I thought that it was the New Hope Death Star after the rebel attack- like only half of it blew up.

When the lemon-meringue pie is that good, you’re just fine with a second helping.

...what video?

Leads? I’ll check with my boys down at the crime lab. We’ve got guys working in shifts!

Hoarder, plain and simple. He’s crying about the impossibility of moving 20 cars a month, but at his age, what was his plan? To sell them? At a faster rate than 20 cars a month? What was the long term plan, other that letting them rot in his yard? So frustrating, but no different that any other hoarder’s lack of logic.