This is one slippery hoarder slope!

This is one slippery hoarder slope!

They’re specifically designed for filtering plankton from the seawater. This is how the car gets its sustenance. 

LOL! No NCAP. I had a late night. Sorry!

I’m always excited to food form McDonald’s or “Burger King’s.”

You know that Facebook meme where you post what you looked like in 2008 or so vs. now? The years have been pretty hard on Toyota sports cars. I blame the NAACP and NHTSA though, more than the designers. We’re stuck with this type of body mass.

Their job is to make sure you take your laptop out of your bag and remove your shoes and take things out of your pockets. They don’t know why they have to do this all day, but they get paid for it. The “finding contraband and weapons” is not apparent to them.

Are you sure that they’re not scowling just because the seatbelt light is on sir, and please return to your seat?

Remember, in an accident, “excessive speed” is always a factor.

Yep, terrible design. I have a hard time believing this is a standard setup that would be used in many places- it’s completely illogical, structurally. Looks like maybe a new structure- with the LED lane signs?

Care to quote? I can’t find it on their fundraising page. 

It won’t be released. This is a waste of time. There’s no big money support to get this off the ground- they’re using Kickstarter. It’s preposterous.

Can we discuss their whole business structure? This company is less viable than Faraday at their worst. They’re getting their funding from Kickstarter. They aren’t even worth reporting on. 

Bah. It’s where karma has most control, where the gods can spit upon Philly and the Pats. I love it.

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3.25 billion of debt.

It’s fashion, it’s jewelry with craftsmanship. It’s not about the function. Do you wear nothing but grey t-shirts and jeans from Costco? Some people do- that’s fine. The pleasure people get out of making aesthetic choices in the morning when they put on an outfit and supplementing their visual character is literally a…

That’s not unreasonable. The NHTSA and government regulations over the auto-industry are specifically in place so that the consumer doesn’t have to worry about safety when they make a purchase. The differences in safety in brand-new production vehicles in the US aren’t dramatic enough that most people would have to…

Men who need to mix whisky to be able to drink it would like Crown Royal I suppose. Myself: Oban, Laphroaig, Hudson, Widow Jane, one piece of ice in a glencairn glass.

I don’t think Jalopnik fed the hype machine much. This isn’t what I would call positive press.

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