Maybe he’ll ask his sheep minions to defend him somehow. Maybe form a human wall around him, nine bodies tall, five bodies deep in a mile diameter circle.

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Mattingly! I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!

Not a good indicator of a sound, sustainable business, but admirable support from the user base.

That’s what they said about Apple and Jobs.

Tesla: good.

...is what someone who doesn’t like factual information always says.

Repo tows are done in whatever fashion is the fastest.

Sorry, my mistake. I need to adjust the squelch on my sarcasm filter. I totally misread your response. No offense intended!

Not the first time someone’s driven up on top of a porch.

Some more of my favs, for those of you who don’t want to visit his instagram...

Whatever dude. I didn’t know “your local dealership” was the same one.  

Caitlin, one of my students, Chris Sears is a remarkable character artist and has done pretty much every Trump crew. You should check out his feed on Instagram. It would make a great post by itself.https://www.instagram.com/searschris/?hl=en

Meanwhile, in Springfield, Illinois...

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Lebron charges to the hole!

The profit margins on electric cars suck. Not surprising.

I hope they don’t let this one slide. I’d like to see the proof pile up on his doorstep. Maybe a binder full of morgue photos or something. Not sure what ratio of unhinged to stupid we are looking at right now.

But go ahead and tell me how “boring” NASCAR is again.....

It was a perfectly executed 3420.