I saw a six week old Sri Lankan baby with hair damn near on his baby shoulders and the fleekiest eyebrows ever.

I've had three hairy babies (pictured above), but that's some next level stuff.

Depression; paranoia; low self-esteem; insecurity; resentment; anger; fear; jealousy; envy; distrust; guilt; shame; isolation.

“You have value. You have worth. You are loved.”

The lies of depression can exist only in isolation. Brought out into the open, lies are revealed for what they are.

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Hey, Aaron is Trump-level with the wordz. He’s got great wordz, great-great wordz and I’m sure he’ll be happy to come over and show you how long his fingers are.

I don’t think he’s a person at all, he’s just too adamant about it.

He’s related to himself?

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Satan vs. Santa? Give me a fucking break. The only person calling Clinton “satan” is you, over and over again sarcastically, in response to any criticism of her, no matter how concrete or valid. Can we not have adult conversations about the candidates?

I live in Ohio, and this concerns me. We are home to the faux rednecks with trucks their fathers bought with the money they didn’t have, and the “country” people who haven’t seen Amish country, let alone stepped foot on a farm or drove a combine. We also have the wanna be hipsters who bought an Arcade Fire vinyl and…

Yes really; with the way that delegates are amassed before the convention, it very much matters that people can vote in both. Especially if you have potentially large voting blocks that are quite lopsided in who they support, you end up with a lot of people who are supposed to support a candidate that they had no say…

The difference is that in those cases, people just can’t vote because they’re not old enough. In the case of those eligible for the election and not the primary, they’re sort of half-enfranchised, which is problematic.

Okay this is great and all but has anyone else seen this glorious clap back?

I think there’s an argument to be made that if 18 year olds who want to vote in November can’t participate fully in their first election if they can’t participate in the primaries for that election.

Trump’s entire power base exists on the shoulders of people who feel like their opinions are overlooked and that they’re actually correct about everything and America would be better if they could say exactly what they want. And yes, their opinions *are* overlooked...because their opinions are shit like “black people…

“It’s a lack of respect that liberals have for freedom of speech...”