Speaking as someone who used to do the hiring, white dudes are certainly overrated.  I get more bang for my buck if I avoid ‘em.

That scene where Billy finds his mom is legitimately one of the most heart-breaking scenes I’ve seen.

I thought the idea that Jane went to Valhalla because she died battling cancer was a nice touch.

The thing is if you go without seeing Jaws for a while, like I did, you forget how good it is.   It’s just so brilliantly paced.   I watched it with my wife and son recently and afterwards my son was like “Aren’t there sequels” and I said “No!”  

I’ve always been so envious of my mom’s first experience seeing that movie, back when she was in her 20s and before I was born: she actually saw it on Martha’s Vineyard. Jaws remains one of my favorite reasons to visit MV whenever I get a chance, given it largely looks the same now as it did in the movie.

“Correction: Was.” Alex Ross said Walken was one of the best things about the movie and he’s not wrong.

Also great. I mean, that whole moment was great. In terms of comedy, I don’t think the movies have ever topped it.

I actually loved “Because he IS Batman, you IDIOT!”

I want a cut of this interview where it’s just silent whenever Fallon opens his mouth.

Did you really call Michelle Yeoh a housewife? There’s nothing wrong with that but, dude, she owns a laundromat. That’s why she’s being audited. She doesn’t have much time to wife a house because she’s running a business and, yes, trying to keep a family together.

You know, every time you brought up the butt plug thing, I kept saying the MCU didn’t need it. I stand corrected.

Everything’s box office take has increased for six straight weeks, which has NEVER happened before. It doesn’t really need any help at this point.

Michelle Yeoh doesn't play a house wife. Just had to get that out there.

I’m reading that as just someone saying in a light-hearted, trash-talking tone. Like they’re at a sporting game. Not someone who’s trying to tear down another for the point of being mean spirited and insulting. So this is no big deal to me. 

She’s not a housewife! Grrr. 

That clip made me realize that Newman was just Eddie Haskell all grown up.

Eh, she didn’t have decades of failed businesses and tabloid cover stories behind her like Trump did. For those of us who were paying attention it was obviously a scam considering the vast majority of blood test experts said what she was proposing was impossible.

Before that there were portable phones with 4-prong connectors, but they were certainly not the norm and you would still need a hard-wired outlet to plug them into.

I’ve had some time to cool down and I’m sorry I got shirty here. I don’t think you were purposely talking down to me. It’s tough times for adjunct professors, especially in non-STEM or business fields (ROI obsessives are really shit-talking arts education). And to be honest the script coverage work has dried up quite…

He sounds like Danny the Dealer from Withnail and I