We live a lifestyle which perpetuates itself. Cooking is easy, if you don’t know how just Google it. We work more to pay for our lazyness otherwise more people would be much better off than they are.

“In part, it’s because people are busy lazy”

I don’t think you really know what the hell you’re talking about..

Torch, is this part of the new Gawker, and now Jalop, focus to jump in on social issues?

Fans making sports into something deeper than it is are exactly the reason why the NFL giggles and jerks off into a pile of money while its veterans eat from a straw and can’t remember their kids at 45. You know who thinks that sounds like a fun Sunday activity? This guy: http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/…).

Those idiots hit a pole? Dead. Hit a pedestrian? Two dead. Seriously, not a good idea.

I’ll paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut here. If you die a horrible death, as long as it is shared in the media you will not have died in vain, for you will have entertained us.

Again, there is no race. Ok sorry, there is a race. Virgin Gallactic and Blue Origin are racing for space hops. Both technologies are virtually useless for actually getting things to space realistically. And can’t be scaled up either.

This actually is not as true as you might think it is. Icicles form as liquid H2O crystallizes on pre-existing solid H2O. The H2O in liquid form has impurities picked up from running across the roof, but as the molecules of H2O assemble into place, the disolved and suspended impurities largely keep flowing. Now this…

Yesss... Wallow in your ignorance. Feel it flow through you... yessssss......

Don’t get mad when you proclaim your ignorance and somebody agrees with you.

It’s not a bad thing if we don’t resort to violence to settle a problem.

“No one ever thinks they are gonna punch a guy and then the guy will die.”

Enough people die from hitting their heads on the street/sidewalk/curb after getting punched that anyone should know it’s a risk. Seriously, it’s a routine thing. Don’t want to be charged with homicide? Don’t punch people on the street except in self-defense.

Escalators are not for walking up, that’s what stairs are for. Take the stairs and leave the escalator to the walkers.

To be fair, which end of the bag are you supposed to open though?

Wendy’s fries in their frostys are INCREDIBLE

Same here (well I used to, years ago with shakes as well). Plus there are chocolate covered chips, pretzels and the like, so as my son would say... “meh, what-evs”.

I order McDonald’s fries to dip in their icecream, so this really isn’t much of a stretch.

GE’s new Monogram Pizza Oven promises “professional-style pizzas any time.”

Yeah we should really allow some time for the families to grieve before we start thinking about artistic representations of the Titanic sinking.