I sat through two and a half episodes of “Master of None,” waiting for the show to blossom into the enjoyable experience that I had been led to expect. Every moment felt forced and disconnected, as if the creative mind behind it was utterly uninterested in and unaware of how one can interact with others as if they are…

YES that is a wonderful name. I have either seen it called an “irony burger,” or I named it that myself when I ordered it and no one listened. I’m old, I don’t remember which.

The garbage disposal issue has promise as a potent culture-wars wedge issue. Only zombie libtard commies don’t use them. Or do use them. I haven’t figured out how to deploy it yet, but there’s definitely promise. Someone get 4chan on this.

The garbage disposal issue has promise as a potent culture-wars wedge issue. Only zombie libtard commies don’t use…

This is the best most true thing anyone has ever said.

The world may never know.

Papa Murphy’s used to be two separate chains of take & bake pizza — Papa Aldo’s and Murphy’s. They merged and changed the name. Are you mad that Papa took his spouse’s name or something? What’s your beef? Is this a concern about ethnic purity? Idk what your deal is, but back off, you sicko.

It sure looks like it’s those Sounders’ fans thing and belongs to them.

Excuse me, but in the summer they’re *ascots*.

He said DON’T Llamas! That’s FIVE Llamas. Can’t you count?

And then “Cersei” “blew up” the “holy sept.”

So horrendous, it comes all the way back around to beautiful again.

And that pretty much sums up that post.

YOU SHOULD NOT

If you’re coming quicker, you’re doing it wrong. Wait, what?

If you’re coming quicker, you’re doing it wrong. Wait, what?

I agree. It’s hard to be convinced that “I’m excited to watch you do it” is as nefarious as the post tries to make it seem when the guy saying it is transitioning into sprinkling cinnamon into the carpet.

You and everyone else here are all wrong about peanut butter. That natural oily product needs to be mixed completely before you use it, and then refrigerated, you slovenly garbage person. Once you’ve done that, you have the consistency that your disgusting Jif shit adds gross industrial products to imitate (poorly),…

Yes, because of the demagogue. That’s why. Spot on, this one.

Trader Joe’s Cheddar Rocket Crackers make PF Goldfish taste like soggy horse balls.

I nominate “Feliz Navidad.” There’s nothing particularly offensive about the song itself, but I hear it and it doesn’t leave my head for weeks. Last year I miraculously wasn’t exposed to it once. I heard it on December 6th this year and it has ruined my entire month.

You’re off base. It’s not fine because it’s during the course of play. It’s fine because it’s Ben Roethlisberger getting kicked. Crotch would have been preferable, of course.