The kids are all Reich.

That’s a tragic failure of imagination. Try a little harder to put yourself in her head.

I don’t think you know what smug means, or anything about public roads.

An alternative: aeropress yourself a couple of ounces of coffee, cream/sugar it while it’s hot if you like, and then pour that over ice. Delicious and without that nasty-ass cold-brew funk.

Hey, everyone enjoyed watching Argentina in that game. Was the USMNT on the field? I don’t recall that part.

Thank you for this. Now I can get back to my work with a clear head, knowing that somewhere out there, someone cleverer than me is keeping an eye on things.

I bought one of these the last time they were on sale, because it was little and cheap. I have a micro-usb cable thing already, so this one sat unused in my glovebox for a couple of months. After I picked my sister up at the airport, she needed to charge her iphone and I was able to pull it out, heroically saving her…

I bought one of these the last time they were on sale, because it was little and cheap. I have a micro-usb cable…

That stadium is pretty big, and takes a long time to get all the way around it. Even without much experience, riding a bike is better than making that long trek on foot.

Doesn’t this kid have like an aunt or uncle or someone to take him under their wing and give him some guidance on grooming? And dressing? And getting enough sleep? Or is his still in makeup from his movie?

Believe it, Johnny.

“So you thought that Durant was the savior of pro basketball in your city, and now that he’s leaving you feel betrayed? Tell me more about your emotional pain.”