In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

“Hey Steve, can you give us a hand carrying this 200lb dog?”

Floyds, ranked:

My dudes, you have killed Splinter, you laid off a bunch of cool journalists, I have even stuck with you through your auto-play video ads that kill my YouTube video playing in the background, but if you don’t stop these ads that auto-forward my ipad to some “install flash player now!” website with no back button so I…

Yankees are clearly the best team in MLB. They have had 39 players on the IL missing 2,000 games. It’s cute the Astros and Dodgers have a higher expectation to win the WS.  The Yankees can literally run out 6-7 relievers each game after the 3rd inning. 

“... just two of 17 girlfriends Gayle had at the time of the murder.”

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

Current count is over 40,000.

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

The “Ty Cobb was a racist asshole” thing is a myth.

Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

Fucking basketball fans don’t know what hardship is. - Deadspin soccer fans.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

“I don’t like baseball so instead of not paying attention to baseball posts, I am going to Deadspin, the SPORTS blog, to take a shit at the bottom of a baseball fan interaction (weekend) post by complaining about a completely different Deadspin baseball post.”

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Call me cynical, but I can’t help but wonder if behind these shitty kids there are some shitty parents hoping for a dumptruck of cash by being the next Honey Boo Boo-esque reality TV family.