Uh! I always HATE when I have to drive back to Toys R Us to pick up the missiles that SHOULD HAVE BEEN INCLUDED on the cargo manifest!

If the US was serious, the Marines would be equipped with Crocs. Not only are they comfy, but they are military grade ugly. They are so ugly they are an insult to $35. If their position got overran, the Marines could fend the insurgents of by throwing their Crocs at them.

Roslin 2016! She’s the only one to stand up to the Cylon threat!

The Russian only ones have the name emblazoned on the missiles instead.

No, you don’t have to worry about that - see, L.M. thought of everything! Even though the 360 system can see all around, you actually have to turn your head to see those spots that are not in front of you. What, do you think this is like a drone with a soda straw camera to look around with? No! The whole wide vista is…

See, this points out the significant flaw of the F-18 and its variants: Rearward visibility.

Face it - you sick obsession with wall building an xenophobia is just to keep the out the White people. Look, I have White neighbors, they are not all bad! I even let my White friend use the bathroom as long as I’m in the house. If you’ve ever visited Australia, you will realize they are just like us: Good,…

The new GAU-SS-8 (Super Soaker) would make the following sound:

I pointed this out in the Cuba Hellfire piece - the thing to worry about is cyber warfare: How to introduce a signal into the system that can interfere with it’s function. In these two cases, we have missiles without warheads or rocket motors... but with the electronics that allow them to simulate targeting and…

Hmmm... there is a little matter of Kosovo and Bosnia... You think there are no grudges held about that - IN THE BALKANS!?!

Perfect.

What do you mean I can’t bring my Katusha onboard? I was able to last time! I swear, next time I’m flying Southwest.

Remember the country of origin: Lebanon.

It would be more akin to 3000 Chinese soldiers in Tijuana. Laughably small number that would only exist there at our discretion.

I would say the same about Germans.

That was my first entre to Korean culture... a bunch of Koreans in my dorm stunk up THE ENTIRE FLOOR with the dead, decaying, putrefying smell of delicious Kimchi!

Normally I would posit that using nukes for counter strike is simply implausible... but using them against NK if they are shelling Seoul with chemical weapons may be the only situation that is so over the top that the US would get a pass from everyone on using nukes again.

With a unified central government, there is no real threat of a land invasion of China. How many troops would it take for China to fear a US invasion? It’s not 30,000. How many troops would we have to place in Korea to provide a credible invasion threat that would overcome a 1,000,000 man army, with endless local…

Plus, the last time China was absent from the UN they voted for the Korean War - and because they weren’t there they couldn’t veto it!

I think the last thing China is worried about is a land invasion. They are as worried as we are.