this just gave me a huge flashback:

Please excuse me, I have so few opportunities to whip this out. An article about a doubly bone-headed opponent made me want to rise to the occasion.

Ah yes, the Pokemon fandom effect in full force

But here’s the thing. If a person finds a word offensive, apologize and stop using it. For 99.99% of the population, savage is a word with no baggage. We need to stop saying “you can’t say X because I can imagine a specific scenario in which a person might find X offensive under certain circumstances.”
We don’t need to…

trying to manufacture controversy where none exists

Man, I certainly appreciate that there are other perspectives out there than my own, but as someone who likes to think they’re incredibly sympathetic (empathetic when I can be), shit like this drives me absolutely nuts.

Poison Ivy ..Cardi B .

Candy corn. Nothing comes close. Everyone bitches about it, but it’s the only candy exclusive to Halloween. People who say it sucks are the same people who turn off their porch lights for trick or treating.

Candy corn. Nothing comes close. Everyone bitches about it, but it’s the only candy exclusive to Halloween. People…

They tried re-establishing contact but got customer support who couldn’t understand a word they were saying.

Pro skater 2 had more rap songs thus a Better soundtrack... come at me!!

Is PokeGlue made out of Ponytas?

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

Your heart is in the right place Cecilia, but I can’t help but feel like writing a full article on this ends up just feeding the trolls.

Dude. That girl in the header image isn’t wearing that look because it’s “comfortable.” Just, stop with that nonsense right now.

I can’t even tell you how many times my wife has asked me why we’re going a certain way and I reply “I’m doing what Google says”. It’s some Pavlovian response to Google Maps. The only time it’s gone disastrously wrong was when I was driving my car to a Best Buy and wondering why it had me cut through a park and into…

Lets not forget this little gem he posted..... This dude is sick in the head and all this attention and these articles are doing is feeding into his delusion. 

Relax, Chinese knock off zombies will likely break apart before they can bite anyone

Reminded me of this classic

I’m ok with this .