This can be said for the vast majority of “off road” vehicles people drive. 

Yeah. I’m the opposite of a Tesla Stan, and I do understand Jalopnik is geared around clickbait, and I’m just fine with that.  But that’s a case of “trying too hard.”

I agree, the Cybertruck is ugly as fuck.

Maybe because normal tire squealing is drowned out by the vroom vroom noises so the author doesn’t know that’s normal.

For fear of sounding like a Tesla fan boy, where is the struggling? A couple tire squeals? That’s it?

Should have played it cool. When they come to the door to see what the noise was, hold a bag out and say “Trick or Treat!” exceedingly joyfully.

Well, at least we know that Texas’ Iron Shield against pesky low flying helicopters is 100% effective!

It will be $40k IF Nissan builds it.

A well-equipped one maybe, but if they do this they’re gonna price it below the Civic R and closer to the Elantra N because Nissan no longer has the brand equity to price the same as Honda. Looks like the Elantra starts around $33k, and since the Z technically starts at 40k and is positioned higher than this, it seems…

Good thing he didn’t have some sort of post-Iraq PTSD episode.

IMO, it’s weird that national anthems exist in the first place, tbh. 

On today’s episode of Mythbusters...

The last time I was on a Chinook that was slingloading an uparmored HUMMVEE while it was getting shot at, the pilot was a lot more enthusiastic about getting out of the area. AKA 45 degree bank to the right. Did not drop the load. 

“...make an active effort to think of the people around you as actual, genuine, flesh-and-blood people.”

Critical analysis is something Jalopnik isn’t doing.  If they did, they’d see they sold more Hummer EVs last month than the past 18 months combined...but sure, “worst selling vehicle”.

i have one, i just love it. 

They’re all low-volume halo cars so probably not lol. With a couple exceptions, most of these are selling the amount they probably intended them to sell.

This is a silly list. Most of these are low volume vehicles that are expected to be low volume vehicles. A better look would be year-over-year sales or share of the segment they compete in. 

That BMW XM looks like a lego car.  That front end is epically awful.