Seven!

I was happy to hear their missiles could hit Chicago because that is where I live, and if it’s going to be nuclear holocaust, then I’d prefer to die immediately. If it could hit my house directly that would be great.

Rock and fucking roll!!!! If anyone hasn’t seen these guys, they are worth a look.

He is not really the President. He just plays one on TV.

You spelled ‘shit-stinking carbuncle’ wrong.

Let’s talk about those retweets.

Another ratings grabber!

Part of that is South Park’s fault, part of it is that most people are far too stupid to understand South Park in proper context and take it at (mostly) face value.

Really? Because I think South Park is what prepped 2 generations of white voters’ to see America through a self-centered ‘every liberal and politician is an asshole’ viewpoint while giving no reflective view on political action.

I see your point but I think it’s this guy. Nothing funnier/sadder than racist wiggers.

Well, that’s the thing! So many snarky comments about people :”refusing to leave,” when, unless you have a car, gas money, and are excused from work, you CAN’T LEAVE. But if they declare mandatory evacuations, the State or City has to pay to bus people out, no matter how poor or brown they are. Hence the lack f…

So, seeing as the start of Edelman’s career was defined by injuries, and Gronkowski’s spine is made of a glass boot, and Tom Brady didn’t play for a quarter of a season and was fine... why in the world would you play a single goddamn starter over 30 for even one series during the preseason? Every year this happens to…

Sometimes it feels like the Patriots just can’t catch a break ya know?

I am a Jew. I would for sure think it was really weird and it would remind me of the Juden star immediately.

She isn’t selling out. She’s buying in . . . wait that isn’t it. What do you call it when you are the machine? She’s monolithizing.

I don’t know but I think she looks sexy AF so I hope there’s more controversy and ensuing pictures like this.

Never seen MA staties pull anyone over for anything short of flipping them the bird or going over 90.

I do it. I don’t have bluetooth in my old-ass car, so I put my Apple earbuds in. I keep the volume reasonable, so I can hear everything around me.

I drive all the time with earbuds in. They’re not noise-cancelling, so I can still hear everything around me. I’m also a conscientious driver and actually use all of the mirrors at my disposal before doing shit, which probably helps. I do, however, imagine quite a few fuck heads crank that shit all the way up until…

She boiled it in milk and we split it and it was a quality Stolen Corn Moment.