When did selling out ever exist except for in the minds of naive people who think art can exist independent of commerce under a capitalist system?

Statues are not history. We’re not destroying our history by removing a monument anymore than we are eliminating yesterday when we throw away the newspaper.

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

Javanka, it’s not breakfast, it’s not lunch, but it comes with a piece of melon and you have to wear cheap imported shoes.

I’m lovin it.

The school founded by a raging segregationist has racist tendencies? Wow...I am just....so....very...shocked.

hehehe

When Trump has been impeached, found culpable, and then removed from office the NYAG will step in and reveal the biggest RICO case since Eliot Ness which will see the Trump family stripped of all assets, in jail and completely destroyed.

My Gus with fren. 💙

Post your adorable pets being adorable.

Oh god I’m having the best Saturday night. I cleaned and tidied up all day long, as our petsitter is coming on Sunday on account of our trip to see the totality of the eclipse. My husband made me a wine & cheeses tray and I’m watching the “Hamilton’s America” documentary for the first time and crying profusely (mind…

No really, we insist. And here, have some parsnips...

Wait, we can just name people honorary Aryans now?

That’s your punishment for keeping the bread in the fridge like a fucking lunatic.

Bleed all over ‘em, let ‘em know you’re there.

But if your house is FESTOONED with Pixar dolls and Star Trek paraphernalia, I reserve the right to assume you diddle kids.

I approve, Dave.

Get that fuckin’ stick in their side. Let ‘em know you’re there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let ‘em know you’re there!

Zach, if you are sitting in an airport bar drinking a beer and watching two twenty year olds workout you should probably just accept this gift from the universe and not think about it too hard.