This is like a modern tragedy my friend.

I’m 6'4" (1.93m) and my wife is 5'1 (1.54m).” It only took her seeing me on one flight with my knees literally smashed against the seat in front of me, shifting from time to time so a new area would get sore and red, and these days she refuses to book a flight without paying for…

Be short. Every seat is an extra legroom seat for me!

Long-haul trucking seems like it should be the most amenable part of it to automation. You have the trucks drive uncrewed on highways, then pull themselves off at designated exits so that drivers can climb into their cabins and drive them the rest of the way.

Using your watch to pay for something is pretty cool, IMO.

Somehow I doubt it.

I met my life partner in 1961. In 1964 we cut out of a microbiology lab, went down to the Multnomah County Courthouse, got hitched, and went back and finished the lab. The judge, out of pity for how young and naive we seemed, wouldn’t even take the customary $10 we offered him. At 79, we’re very much in love, and…

HA!

Finally, the victims must pay someone’s hospital bill, as in go to a hospital, approach a patient, and contribute the maximum amount of the bill total.

I thought that was a *written* rule?

That’s basically the standard uniform of mall parking lot attendants in Johannesburg, which is on point since the US seems dead-set on emulating the South African experience with pathological wealth inequality and the dramatically increased rates of violent crime that it inevitably brings. Can’t wait for the…

No Memphis Belle? Worth a watch!

You do realize the left is the party the demonized state mental health hospitals in places like California, and in that case, tricked Ronald Reagan into closing them all.

What do you really expect, human compassion? Self-serving political animals like these can’t understand or relate to everyday people and their needs, fears and concerns. This “let them eat cake” mentality will continue as long as people keep voting them in. Imperial America - where an elite few hold ultimate power…

I keep having to tell my friends and family this:
It keeps happening because this is the country we want.  Our citizens won’t take meaningful action to either stop it or vote out the idiots who won’t do so.  In every real way, we have this shit-hole country because we, as a people, aren’t willing to do anything to fix…

Trouble is he was reportedly wearing body armor just like the Buffalo shooter. Tactical units had to arrive before he could be brought down. The gun nut reaction has been to arm more people at schools and increase response times so this is the evolution of traditional mass shooters where armor buys them more time to…

My Dad taught me to always keep a spare copy of my tickets in my carry-on. So I always do.

“Bras are basically anti-gravity devices, which means the heavier your breasts are (and the further they are from the ground)“

Counterpoint: shut up.

Also, don’t be poor

Don’t forget the line “there’s a bad moon on the rise” in Creedence’s Bad Moon Rising misheard as “there’s a bathroom on the right.”