Well coke and sex orgies involving *them*

Hmmm.... You don’t think the rise in Critical Race Theory has had any influence in magnifying racial differences and had an effect on certain people believing there is a concerted effort to disparage a certain group of people as the sole source of evil things? 

Audiophiles hate music. That is why they cannot listen to anything but the best.

“Millions of dollars just evaporated within days.”

The first mistake is calling it a speech. It is supposed to be a toast, not a speech. The biggest mistake in 99% of toasts I’ve witnessed is that they are far too long. No one wants to hear you rambling on and on about your entire history together.

I’m down here mining Beanie Babies like a mad man.

you simply plug your iPhone into a USB-A port in your car.

Counterpoint - don’t attend weddings you don’t want to go to and let other people have their fun. 

It’ll work if it’s noticeably cheaper. I’m basically doing the ad-supported tier with Paramount+, and it’s fine.

She’s not a bloodsucker, but Yuko is the single most worthless contributor to this sad incarnation of Lifehacker.

This is fucking crass, not funny at all. 

Enter password: correcthorsebatterystaple

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

Except that this author forgot that the string mentioned in the XKCD comic has spaces in it.

For starters, we cannot advise smirking and laughing like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

You know a great thing about being in New Zealand back in the days when our broadcasters received shows and movies from overseas on tape or reel, shipped via sea, was that crap like this never made it here. The effort in getting shows imported acted as a great filter for the content we received.

Again, at least they exist here and if any non wasps in America want perspective they can take a look at Brittany Griner right now.

Please correct me, but am I wrong not giving a rat’s ass about the people of China right now?  Not because I’m crazy and think they caused covid, but simply because the Chinese government is authoritarian and clearly backs russia and other chaos out of a sense of nationalism, and I just don’t care about people who are…

Similar... “put in the hours, and the execs will notice.”

“Happy wife, happy life”