If you’re adding the black bars, you should probably be exporting it out of Illustrator as a PNG or JPEG, not a PDF. That way you lose that underlying information as it is now a flattened image.

Watch out for mines.

Ninety bucks? Viagra and cialis are available as generics these days. You can buckets of the stuff for less now, and you just have to tell a zoom NP that you won't die from sex.

I dunno. I walked through my local park on Sunday and I observed plenty of parents sitting in their idling SUVs and pickups playing with their smartphones while their kids played soccer. They didn’t seem too concerned about gas prices.

“Dudes are weird about the size of their dicks”

‘’ Step 3: Let another hack happen almost immediately. (Yes, passwords had been changed.) Let this hack include upping the subscription level to one costing double. Let this stand for three or four months before again, just locking up the account, not saying anything, and letting me notice. ‘’

Seems to me that you…

Ah yes, your situation is so much more egregious than what’s happening in Russia/Ukraine. I hope the damages and civilian casualties are at a minimum.

Netflix?

Whining about your own trivial nonsense as it compares to measures taken during an unspeakable war sure is a choice. 

I learned how to shut up a TON more, far too late for a lot of professional and personal mistakes in my younger days. If I’d kept my mouth closed on several occasions, I might have had some better opportunities. I’ve gotten better now, but still have a long way to go.

Found the realtor!

One of the best bits of all time, from any performer, is when he pulls a woman from the crowd and does a cold reading to show off his psychic skills, but gets increasingly specific and increasingly impressive, and the woman is stunned by how good he is at guessing, and it ends with:

Anxiety: Per the Mayo Clinic, anxiety disorder is characterized by “intense, excessive and persistent worry and fear about everyday situations.” Often they involve sudden feeling of fear or terror (panic attacks). Do we all experience anxiety sometimes? Yes. But there’s no need to chalk up how you’re feeling before a…

The notion that there are best and worst colors to paint your front door is ridiculous.  Now if you qualify that by saying for homes for sale then it might make sense.  Else paint the fucking door whatever color, or colors you want.

Europeans using incorrect info to blast the US without looking in the mirror works as well as trying to defend themselves with their sticks. Most of the world has higher tax rates than the US, but hammer on with your narrative. & You can thank those “weapons contractors” because without them, you guys would be…

At least you can dilute V-8 with vodka.

Although I loves me some Tagalongs, I’d have to say that even the Girl Scouts cookie naming convention supports your argument:

Wait until AI begins creating deepfakes to control the human population for the “greater good of mankind”. 

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I think earbuds are one of those things that reviews and what not are useless for. For example: I think the original Apple Airpods are really good. They fit my ear well and I’ll forget they’re even in at points. Other people that I recommended them to have told me that they hate em and that the fit is awful. We all…

I think earbuds are one of those things that reviews and what not are useless for. For example: I think the original…