This is an absolutely stupid fucking article. “Go the the vet” is your advice? That’s it? Do you think all dog owners are god damned idiots?

FFS, what kind of article quota must they have you on if THIS kind of garbage is what you have to submit for publication?

“A few of the ways to help your four-legged friend” yet the article contains one: go to immediately to the vet with evidence that they ate chocolate. Every “what to do if your dog (or cat) ___” article seems to end up with...immediately go to the vet. Why list the symptoms if the recommendation is to just go…

What, not so much as an honorable mention for the Moonlighting episode of The Taming of the Shrew?

I wouldn’t dare use a stump grinder on my own, but I did bring out the lawn chair and a cold beer as I watched the guy I hired to come out and do it. Very satisfying indeed!

What is the maximum depth of snow you’ve handled with that toy?

People like yourself, however well-meaning, are part of the reason American students’ level of aptitude has been falling behind the level of their international counterparts, in some cases the achievement gap is downright scary.

I like Spanish olive oil. Everything else is a close second.

I go there for chai only.  If I want coffee, I do Dunkin

Starbucks is disgusting. Tastes like someone brewed bitter tree bark and then threw ashes in it. No thanks.

For the longest time I thought that all eggs were brown and the white ones were just bleached to make them that way (I still believe this about coffee filters...please nobody correct me if I’m wrong, just let me live with this). I had no idea it was just a difference in breed that determined shell color. Now that I…

Loonie toonie!

I’m 39 years old, which means I was 25 in 2008. I don’t ever remember hearing the word twee then or now. 

I had recently gone though my large selection of aloha shirts to pare it down a bit, so quantity reduction was on my mind. I was wearing one of them into a shop and one of the folks behind the counter told me how nice that shirt was. I offered them that shirt right then and there as I had a spare shirt in the car. The…

It makes naming smart devices a lot more fun too.

It was a commercial jingle in the Boston area.

But they go well with ham. 

Now’s a great time to start; turn on the broiler, then turn down to 350F after 20 minutes and add biscuits. What you want is for the rats to gain a nice char on the crust, but without drying-out the white meat. You can quarter and go a little longer with the dark meat, but I prefer just plopping them straight onto the…

Epoch failure.

How to avoid wasting gift cards: Use them!  Incredible lifehack!