It may not be very Christmassy, but everyone who thinks I decorate too early can feel free to eat me. I enjoy it, it costs you nothing, and Christmas is good times, at least for me (I realize it isn’t everyone’s favorite). I need no more explanation than that.

Used to be, the low pay and long hours were more than made up for by the fact that it was relatively easy to murder hookers and hitchhikers and not get caught. But now they’re even cracking down on that.

You sound like a pretty wise old bulldog to me...

It’s having a profound effect on me and my family.  We’ve realized we just don’t really need anymore “stuff”.  We’re not doing presents this year and will spend the money on a vacation.  Sold a car and didn’t buy another one.  Working from home and we don’t really need multiple cars since my wife doesn’t work. …

Um, did you mean “flue”?

This is a dumb gesture that’s an unnecessary burden on the payroll department. If he wants some Bitcoin, he should use his normal paycheck to buy it instead of wasting city money paying someone in payroll to figure out how to pay him.

“5G signals—which travel at higher speeds”

you’re probably doing better than you think; after all, you’re thinking about it.

Is expiring in freezing void while in transit to a distant, habitable [fingers crossed!] planet better or worse than slowly dying in our pot of gently warming water?

Because insurance companies are dumb and inflexible. Before the ACA, most wouldn’t pay for a yearly physical on a healthy person, but when that person skipped their physical for 10 years and ended up in the ICU with a stroke from undiagnosed hypertension and diabetes, they would gladly pay $50,000 for that (or more) af…

Good for them.

I think you can get a Big Gulp of gravy in Arkansas 7-11s. 

Agree with you and the OP. I hate hard boiled eggs. And deviled eggs are just churched up hard boiled eggs. They’re like eating a fart. This coming from someone that loves every other way to prepare eggs.

“Hey HBO ... can you stop development — that you started two and half years ago — on this anticipated show based on a much beloved, award-winning novel, because Rob at io9 is tired of shows about a pandemic and can’t make heads or tales of the Wiki plot summary.  

The kind with functional taste buds.

Deviled Eggs. They are a thanksgiving staple in my family.

That’s the point. A billionaire who is building fantasy worlds instead of working to save the real world should AT THE VERY LEAST be mocked.

I would be marginally OK with this whole rebranding if they would replace every picture of Zuck’s dead-eyed look with the logo, and I don’t feel compelled to avert my eyes every time. 

26th time’s the charm

Good luck finding somewhere to park all those fancy jets during your little climate conference.