xwscranston
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xwscranston

Because 90% of the people on here who rant about FB being evil are hypocrites. I’m guessing that they comment here, and then go right to FB to check their feed and zone out for the next hour..

Peeps are gross.

The repetition is kind of the point of some of those though.  “First and foremost”  means this is really fucking important.  First by itself might just mean ordinality.   Also the difference between  “It is.” and “It is what it is.” Is the difference between sounding like someone making a religious pronouncement and a

I don’t think this is targeted to kids. I might get one for my office.

Ha ha ha

I personally would prefer a $2 check after all the lawyers are paid. 

Inkjet printers are absolute garbage... but cheap laser printers tend to just work. I have a Brother Wifi laser printer that I bought for $100 five years ago and I’ve only replaced the toner once.

Is there any fuckin? Space fuckin? Limp dongs, tumbling through the void.

So...for life?

Per the article, “center of the artwork should be 57 inches from the ground”

Just because you are have poor science literacy doesn’t mean there is evidence.

Wait for him or her to sign a $100 million podcast deal with Spotify.

“She was advised to quit smoking but had continued to do so”.

this is exactly what THEY want you to believe

...wants everyone to stop throwing their money into space while we’ve got problems here on Earth.

I am constantly amazed at the ability of lifehacker writers to make a listical out of a one sentence topic:

Isn’t “leftover Halloween candy” as much of an oxymoron or urban myth as “leftover pizza”?

I'm with you. Right now, today, I want no debt because I have no idea what's going to happen, and I want peace of mind. So even though every genius financial advisor would tell me I'm stupid, I paid off the cars, and I'm less than a year from paying off the house. Then, I guess I don't care, as long as we have enough

“How Long Does Halloween Candy Last?”

So you’re telling me this man committed corporate espionage, selling submarine secrets, by smuggling them inside sandwiches... but he didn’t use a submarine sandwich?!