Per the article, “center of the artwork should be 57 inches from the ground”

Wait for him or her to sign a $100 million podcast deal with Spotify.

this is exactly what THEY want you to believe

I am constantly amazed at the ability of lifehacker writers to make a listical out of a one sentence topic:

Isn’t “leftover Halloween candy” as much of an oxymoron or urban myth as “leftover pizza”?

I'm with you. Right now, today, I want no debt because I have no idea what's going to happen, and I want peace of mind. So even though every genius financial advisor would tell me I'm stupid, I paid off the cars, and I'm less than a year from paying off the house. Then, I guess I don't care, as long as we have enough…

“How Long Does Halloween Candy Last?”

Who fucking cares?

Drivers who slap a bumper sticker onto their cars are more likely to drive aggressively, according to a social psychologist at Colorado State University. ... “The fact that they’ve put something on their car expresses their territoriality and that seems to be the larger mechanism driving aggressive responses,” he…

It is extremely tired which you prove with your long list of words that are labels applied to anyone who disagrees with a certain political ideology. This idea that you can fit people into neat little buckets based on attributes is tiresome. Reality and that practice is shoving square block into a round hole.

What is with trying to fit everything to that tired narrative? I’ve been riding roads since I got my first adult sized bicycle and that was in 1982 and I can tell you for fact the people who do things to scare, intimidate, and harm bicyclists know no age or gender or race. I’ve had old women nearly kill me because in…

I suspect it is merely malicious compliance with mandates to do slideshow format.

pi*r*r

It’s 15 songs by Roky Erickson. What a horrible list. And I like Roky Erickson but this is not a list of the best Halloween songs. It’s a list of “15 songs by Roky Erickson that Claire Lower likes to listen to at Halloween.”

the tip about rewarding your co-conspirator raccoons with tiny peanut butter sandwiches seems oddly specific, like it was written by a raccoon

And here I thought it was my advancing years, aging skin, and receding hairline that made people think I’m old. Turns out it’s the wrong jargon. Who knew?

I just took a small vacation last week. I stocked up on some edibles...Three jars of THC gummies— that cost; after the $20 cannabis tax, the $3.50 fee to use a debit card and MA sales tax: $135.00.

...the locomotive first served on the Reading Railroad out of Pennsylvania before getting shipped off to Arizona.

It’s strange being alive during a time when all these rules are dying thanks to texting and social media. Just in my lifetime I’ve watched “literally” turn into the exact opposite. I’ve seen “ironic” come to mean “weird” or “coincidence.” Also, “begs the question” has become something like “brings up an interesting…

There is no chocolate in Reese’s Pieces.