There is no chocolate in Reese’s Pieces.

Reading the article

It’s far more plausible that they were Whip-It nitrous oxide cannisters than CO2, they look basically identical. 

You got some of the facts wrong.

I hope grandpa had them whacked.

I call bullshit on KFC being oh so hated in the Caribbean. If that was the case, then why do they have the largest KFCs around, always packed with people? Hell, they even have Churches down there.

Exactly!

I loathe the existence of HOAs with an undying passion.

While I’ve never jammed the gas instead of the brake, I have violently smashed the brake pedal on an automatic car looking for a clutch pedal that wasn’t there when my brain told me it was time to downshift while coming to a stop. Manual transmission muscle memory is strong! 

We apologise again for the leak about sacking the leakers. Those responsible for sacking the leakers who have just been sacked about the leaks, have been sacked.

There are literally millions of people who would want nothing more then to be able to have running water in the place that they live.

In an email, obtained by the Verge, sent to Apple employees on Tuesday, Cook said he had heard from many employees who were frustrated about the recent leaks of the all-hands meeting.

I get it with something like a mini fridge, but I’m shocked any standard fridge made in the last decade would require defrosting. Maybe I’m out of touch and am used to “luxury” items. 

“Visiting movie studios like Warner Bros. or Universal can be fun too. But short of places like the now-defunct Planet Hollywood restaurant chain, there is no place for a movie buff to go and see a large number of priceless artifacts or the building blocks used to make their favorite films.”

Having to move a body to check the trunk under the spare is also a dead give away.

If deleting Facebook leaves you stranded indefinitely then you already were.

Other than chest freezers, who has freezers that need to be defrosted anymore? Are a lot of people out their using grandma’s inefficient 1950s GE model? 

“If John Wayne were alive and came out”

“China is also the world’s biggest coal market, home to half of the world’s coal plants that are still in operation.”