“...what TF is in the water in Mount Laurel, N.J. that has racist white people wilding out...[?]”

Never mind “Call me Ishmael” or “It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen” or (my personal favorite) “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.”

I sometimes do this with my wife, explaining a problem I’m having at work, and often in the course of explaining, the solution will become evident. She’s patient with me; and she’s had 36 years to get used to it!

Yes! And get a sonicare (or electric toothbrush). Its been a game changer with my dental experiences

Woman: “I have faith in God, He won’t let me crash”

Avoid sunlight like a vampire. Nothing will cause you to look tired and old like sunlight or cigarettes.

Real estate is a great investment, and an approachable one for people with $20,000+ to invest. HOWEVER. Real estate is not a passive income stream, there is a ton of work in getting a house, getting it ready to rent, finding tenants, keeping up with the day to day, month to month, and long term maintenance of the…

For the love of god, don’t.   I mean - buy a home if you need a home and it makes sense vs. renting for all the right reasons.  But don’t consider that an investment, ‘cause it ain’t.  And don’t make an investment based on anything contained in this here article, because that’s not how you make real estate…

Do I have to stop at Costco, or does its proximity do?

• Buy FuelShark

• Use apps to find cheap gas in your area

I was going to read this, but fortunately, when you’re naturally as super great and smart as I am, you don’t need a dumb internet article to tell the difference!

Admittedly, that can also happen without the dating site.

If you think that’s bad, the real dating sites will cost you WAY more.

Very true (if you are restricting to low earth orbit astronauts).

Yes, a zipper merge is the proper and most efficient way to merge traffic. 

This is all fine theoretically but cars in both lanes are usually much closer than that and many will not let you in especially at the merge point. Call me an asshole all you want but if I see a wide enough opening in traffic anywhere before the merge point, I’m going for it. I’m not going to rush in like a maniac.…

Aluminium is the British spelling for Aluminum. I’ll forgo comments on the quality of food contained by each of them. 

Something about this makes me think Sam believes slight of hand magic is real and I’m really pulling my thumb off.

Stop dating your ex, for one.