I was alerted to the problem early this morning when - and I’m making no part of this up - Alexa refused to play ABBA’s “Take a Chance On Me.”  Truly I knew that something major was afoot.

“Ape must not kill ape!”

I sometimes do this with my wife, explaining a problem I’m having at work, and often in the course of explaining, the solution will become evident. She’s patient with me; and she’s had 36 years to get used to it!

You seem to have been smoking the same stuff as Bezos.

Wasn’t a task like mining the moon basically why the phrase “astronomical cost” was invented??

Yes! And get a sonicare (or electric toothbrush). Its been a game changer with my dental experiences

Yuri Gagarin did that shit 60 years ago. All he had was a slide rule, his cast iron balls and a radioactive helper monkey.

Sadly, no. Since the 80's, many behavioral health facilities have been shut down or greatly reduced the number of available beds, transferring the care of the people who would have been in those facilities/beds to “community care,” which was supposed to mean outpatient treatment but since we also enacted “cost cutting…

Woman: “I have faith in God, He won’t let me crash”

Avoid sunlight like a vampire. Nothing will cause you to look tired and old like sunlight or cigarettes.

Tourism is a waste.

Real estate is a great investment, and an approachable one for people with $20,000+ to invest. HOWEVER. Real estate is not a passive income stream, there is a ton of work in getting a house, getting it ready to rent, finding tenants, keeping up with the day to day, month to month, and long term maintenance of the…

For the love of god, don’t.   I mean - buy a home if you need a home and it makes sense vs. renting for all the right reasons.  But don’t consider that an investment, ‘cause it ain’t.  And don’t make an investment based on anything contained in this here article, because that’s not how you make real estate…

Two Bull Sharks Swam Up the Mississippi River All the Way to St. Louis

For the last several years all that stuff (supposedly, probably, mostly, pick your adjective, it’s a huge government program so not perfect) gets reported to the government and is easily searchable.

Do I have to stop at Costco, or does its proximity do?

• Buy FuelShark

• Use apps to find cheap gas in your area

3db is definitely half “power”, but power isn’t linear when it comes to human ears and volume perception is the different.

Admittedly, that can also happen without the dating site.