I like Dunks coffee and I cannot lie

6/21/21

Look in on an Apple forum someday, look at the crazies who repeatedly return non-defective items for replacement again and again because of wacko reasons like coil whine in thousands-of-dollars notebooks (I saw one guy posting he’d returned six notebooks back in 2018 because of coil whine.)

6/21/21

Pride at Laguna Beach, California

6/17/21

WWE Ladder Match. No debates.

6/17/21

You are undoubtedly correct. My son worked for Circuit City (moment of silence). They didn’t give a shit how many computers he sold. They cared only about selling extended warranties/protection plans, tech shop services, and cables.

6/17/21

A man after my own heart. Fuck ketchup.

6/17/21

Mayo: the lube of the gods. There is little that cannot be improved by the judicious application of mayo.

6/17/21

> the average American uses 57 sheets of toilet paper a day

Presumably this is:
Men 10
Women 104

6/16/21

Don’t worry, they’ll be back to throwing shade and dismissiveness back on social media while signing bills to fund their military. I still remember Putin’s “reaction” to Biden reinstating sanctions.

6/16/21

Two of the world’s elite being chummy. Why the surprise?

6/16/21

For real. This whole post reads like a humble-brag.

6/14/21

Texas has a very long history of sabotaging itself and then blaming everyone and everything else.

6/14/21

It’s truly shocking what Pepper Pots was willing to put up with.

6/14/21

Yeah, but to be fair...who the Hell decides on what bar to visit by reading Internet reviews? Don’t people generally see a bar on their commute or something and say, “Hey, that place look interesting, I’ll have to check it out.”

6/14/21

What I don’t get with all this is....if you hate the bar’s policy, why not just not go there? Have they never heard the term ‘money talks, bullshit walks’? Like don’t patronize the place, boycott it, whatever. All this other stuff is like absolute bullshit and mostly meaningless.

6/13/21

“So far this year, Yelp has placed more than 15 unusual activity alerts on pages “related to a business’s stance on covid-19 vaccinations,” she added.”

6/11/21

I look forward to the day-long rebuttal that The Inventory will post.

6/10/21

Pfff. Stupid medieval people. No wonder they’re all dead.

6/10/21

They must have revised Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs since I last attended college.

6/10/21

Masturbation is as natural as breathing, eating and drinking.

6/19/20

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.