I want to go through their entire catalog of stamps and see if I can recreate We Didn’t Start the Fire on a the front of a small parcel. #LifeGoals

I don’t know. A low-rent Paulo Coelho?

Isn’t it well understood that anyone who quotes themselves shouldn’t be trusted?

I can’t remember if PG-13 existed yet when Splash was released in 1984, but it was originally a PG movie, butt and all. It was also released under the Touchstone banner, a brand created by the studio for films that were not appropriate to be released under the Walt Disney label.

he may be excellent at teaching economics

If the video doesn’t play, here’s one with the audio and lyrics. The ironic thing here is that the film Mary Poppins was so profitable, it made Walt Disney all the funds he needed to buy the Orlando property that became Disney World. Tuppence, indeed.

“The Postal Service is fighting for its survival, putting in jeopardy the careers and paychecks of its 650,000 employees—as well as the more than $1.7 trillion mailing industry that employs more than 7.5 million people,” Democratic Rep. Gerald E. Connolly of Virginia said in a statement posted online.

We’re also on track for a “catastrophic” (quoting Goldman Sachs, for better or worse) economic contraction. We’re not only seeing that carbon reduction can be done, but we’re going to get our first appraisal of the cost of doing it.

only to morons.

Wait...where does new wife Emma Heming fit into this blissful domestic scene? Is she the photographer?

Every time I read something about the “vanlife” crowd it makes my opinion of them go down a bit more, even when I think it possibly can’t.

No Devil in the Dark? My high school English teacher made us watch it in class.  I had already seen it, but the younger kids in the room were rolling their eyes at the effects.  The reason he put it on was because it was a good example of sci-fi examining what a non-human lifeform would be like, how we’d interact with…

I mean, at this point we’re in full-on fantasy mode, so you could go down a road of:

That’s federal law: It’s part of the constitution.

I’m less worried about him canceling the election than I’m worried about Republican governors and legislatures canceling the election only for people who typically vote for Democrats. We’re going to see a lot of closing of polling locations in the name of public health, mainly in large cities, while resisting the call…

According to that calculator, it phases out over the top at the same rate. So if you filed jointly with one kid at $198,000, you’ll get $500 ($500 for the one kid, $0 for the income based stimulus), and from there it drops to zero at $208,000.

I stick 4 chicken thighs in the oven with veggies.  It makes 5 servings; the first is all the hot skin when it comes out and then a separate thigh for each of the following meals.

Really?

So why not drop isolation now then, since it won’t matter?

They still fog for me