“The lineup of Joy Division was Ian Curtis, vocals; Bernard Sumner, guitar and keyboard; Peter Hook, bass; and drummer Stephen Morris.”

The question nobody is asking: How much CO2 was released into the atmosphere when he burned?

Yes, I should have remembered that. In fact, it led me to realize that you could usually follow a movie just as well without the sound. I refused to pay for the headphones.

Um, sorry, but no.

TIL you can use a mosquito zapper as a lantern.

Yeah, same here. I don’t know how people did it before seat back movies.

#1 is so true. That fact that we even think about complaining about going from New York to Los Angeles in five or six hours absolutely safely and relatively comfortably would have had our wagon train pioneer forebears shaking their heads.

Become a foot (30.48cm) shorter. I’m about 6'2" (1.9m) , and just love to look over at my 5'2" (1.5m) wife comfortably ensconced in the seat next to me with plenty o’ leg room to spare.

I use Apple Pay, but I don’t use Apple Pay and Apple Pay, so not for me I guess.

And, of course, we all know what the next subject is.

There are various “Sex Tracker” workout tracking apps for the Apple Watch, if you’re interested.

Mid-air collisions?

To boldly make slideshows like no one has made slideshows before?

Since Jewish holidays (and all days in the Jewish calendar) start at sunset, April 16th is actually the first “day” of Passover.

And then, to avoid the hassle of finding a place to dispose of it legally and responsibly, just pour the old oil into a storm grate.

You also need to consider the externalized costs of store bought produce.

Yep.  Situational awareness is vastly underrated.

Here’s what I told my daughters when they were learning: Drive as if everybody else on the road is purposely trying to kill you at all times, and you’ll be okay.

Pushing back on gas:

Shhhh!  You’re not toeing the “climate change is somebodyelse’s problem to fix, not mine” line.