Just don’t. Eventually you will fall out and then it’s a big mess. Ask me how I know.

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Not sure, I guess. Didn’t they repeat the same six hour time loop over and over again or something? Again, I have no idea what the hell was going on.

No love for “Primer?”

OMG.

Who would try to air fry soup, for crissake?

She’s a keeper, that’s for sure.

Wife and I have lived together for 12+ years, been married for almost 10, and the only thing I’ve found disgusting is the morning hard boiled egg. This is coming from one who can’t stand eggs of any sort. I can’t even enter the kitchen while she’s eating it.

No love for this?

“Contact paper” has been around since well before the late 70s (I know, because I have too).

[slow clap]

One can only imagine what it was like before we had such things as weather satellites and modern communications.

My wife is Jewish and was convinced that brown eggs were not kosher for some reason until I finally convinced her otherwise.

And, of course:

And, of course:

So basically just take the “How to do XYZ without being a dick” rules and apply them to the gym setting.

Not only can be, but has to be male or female. Spanish speaking friends have told me that they had trouble wrapping their head around the concept of “it” when they were learning English.

Question for speakers of more heavily gendered languages where there is no neuter pronoun and verbs are also conjugated for gender, with no neuter form - do they have to make up new verb forms in addition to new pronouns?

I’m nostalgic for the “go down to the hardware store and pick out a GM-shaped key and have them cut it” days.

TIL that the military doesn’t care about our service members and their families enough to provide reliable and honest moving services when they are asked to uproot their lives.