Or, just watch the news!

I’ve never understood why so many useful iPhone customization settings are buried under the “Accessibility” category.

Good for you!

Exactly. As the grid becomes more carbon neutral, all the EV’s drawing power from it immediately become more carbon neutral.

Seriously? Everybody knows that tinfoil is there to protect against the Jewish Space Lasers.

And we’ll be covered by the National Health Service!   Hooray (I think)!

Men At Work US tour announcement.

380 is a “little over” 260, no?

Even more ironic: the picture on Edelman’s web page has a symbol with the number 30 in it. Assuming it’s C, that would mean 86F, or one dot?

Pretty much every group chat on any subject on any platform has a S/N ratio of about 0.0001

Let me tell you about Storrow Drive in Boston. This is an urban highway cum parkway with very low clearance overpasses along its entire length. Pretty much anything over a large SUV is gonna get into trouble.

How could something, that looks so funny, taste so good?

The word “hospital” is standing in for a specific hospital. So shorthand for something like:

The guy’s just got solid acting chops in any genre he attempts.

Sorry, but no way heat pumps will fly here in New England, where electricity is >20cents/kWh and temps go down to single digits.

All the bins sit on giant scales.  When you remove an apple, the change in weight of the bin is tracked.

The really funny thing about including “The Ten Commandments” is that the version of the commandments which the Church uses is not the same as the one used in the movie.

This happens when my wife leaves the door open too long. it doesn’t take long for enough of the surface of the ice to melt so it freezes together. Attempts at behavior modification have been so far unsuccessful.

Have you tried using mayonnaise? The little takeout packets don’t need to be refrigerated.