In a study that followed runners versus non-runners for 20 years, X-rays showed signs of arthritis in the knees of 20% of runners and 32% of non-runners.

Beat me to it!  I was gonna say that Covid has become so clever, it up and started its own streaming service.

Good point.

Good point.

Are these cards controlled? The info on my card was scribbled on by a low-level CVS employee who had a big stack of blanks - what’s to stop somebody from diverting some blanks for “other” uses?

This smacks of “McDonald’s Homeless Person Tomato Soup” - beg for a cup of hot water and swipe some ketchup packets on the way out.

Every slide would be “we really have no f*ing idea why they do this.”

Singing (along with humming) is one of the highlights of my, um, repertoire. 

Thanks! I was unaware until now of the sequel, 12foot4.com!

This. Every time I’ve bought a house, the appraisal came in at exactly the agreed upon price. Amazing.

Who spells it without a ‘t’?

You’d be surprised.  I know someone who has $1000s in credit card debt but still has a maid come in.

And of course, you are submitting your share of their FICA and Medicare taxes, right? And paying their unemployment insurance, right?

If they don’t give you your deposit back, anchor a boat with giant speakers 30 feet offshore from their house and blast loud music 24 hours a day until they give in.

Expense? But I do completely agree with you.

The story has nothing to do with the headline.

I mean in addition to the generous amount of mayo IN the tuna salad itself, I slather the bread with mayo.

Question: am I nuts for putting mayo on a tuna salad sandwich? My wife thinks so.

If the roles were reversed and it was a woman writing in about a man, the calls to “just kick him right out of the house, girl” would be deafening.

Lay down concrete and paint it green. This is known as “Italian grass.”